Be More Chill Textpost (Look At These I Crave Attention)

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I would put a lenny face but I'm too lazy to go type it in and then copy and paste it.

Jeremy: Who here eats pizza crust?
Jake: I eat pizza starting with the crust.
Michael: ...
Rich: Do you realize how fucked up what you just said was?

Bonus: Michael protecting the children.

Michael: *gasps*
Michael: There are children here
Jeremy: I'm three months younger than you.
Jared: *sighs* I'm a month older.
Jeremy: Michael I'm not 12.
Jared: *stares at Jeremy* 12?

Jared's innocence was ruined at like age 10 so HA. Side note: not his fault blame the internet.