Be More Chill Textpost (Look At These I Crave Attention)

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I like to call this one: Squip Squad as personified by the quotes section on my discord server. note: no context at all

Jeremy: "actually all of my systems are nervous"

Michael: "JOHN, stop it, it's not gay"

Rich: "It's fun to stay at the R-I-C-H"

Jake: "Hold still so I can change the size of your neck"

Jared: "theres no place like taxes"

Chloe: "just so u know thats MY best friend and you can't have him"

Brooke: "my phone is dyslexic"

Jenna: "id do anything for neil degrasse tyson"

Christine: "never split an atom but you can split a pomegranite"

Thalia: "this knife gives me good vibes"

Heather: "hey kiddos, can i interest you in the back of this white van? dont worry, its not my van"