Be More chill characters as quotes from heathers
Note: I replaced all the curse words with replacements
Jeremy: Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person.
Michael: College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by june!
Christine: HOLY CRAP! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Chloe: SHUT UP HEATHER!
Brooke: -Heather touching me-
Jenna: At times like these, negative people like to focus on their grief. Well I hate those people because I am a very positive person.
Rich: If you were happy everyday, you wouldn't be human. You'd be a game show host.
Jake: Drink, smoke, it's all cool, hey let's get naked in my pool.
Squip: Well screw me gently with a chainsaw.
Thalia: And you have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I would have matching halves. That's very important.
Heather: Myriad? Nice!
Jared: (if all your friends jumped off of a bridge, would you) probably.
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Be More Chill Textpost (Look At These I Crave Attention)
אקראיMostly Christine being all knowing and screaming musicals
