(Sorry for the poor title. Tried thinking of a better name but nothing came up).
Due to most if my recent pages in my 5th random book being on calling TheSuperItachi and his followers out on his videos for being dumbasses and dickheads, This Book is...
A/N: what would REALLY go down between kari and paragon.
A saiyan girl was leaning against a rock after a while of training, this saiyan girl was an incredibly strong fighter named kari.
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Kari: that was a nice bit of training today.
She said as she gave a little stretch.
???: Finally, I've found you.
Kari: hm?
A ki blast was heading her way.
Kari: uh oh.
She dodged the blast just in time.
Kari: hey! What's the big idea?!
She looked up to the direction the blast came from and saw a green skinned individual wearing pride trooper clothing up in the sky.
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(Also, anyone notice how the tone of the coloring of parashit's head doesn't match the tone of the coloring on the jiren body he has it photo shopped on)?
Paragon: mary sue kari. I, lord paragon have come to purge trash like you from the multiverse.
Kari: uh what?
Paragon: but there is still a change for you to escape being erased. Become a part of my pride and you'll be spared and purified from being a mary sue.
Kari: ok, you're seriously weird. I'm not joining your little pride thing. And do you even actually know the meaning of mary sue. Cause I really fell like you don't know at all.
Paragon: you would dare reject my offer to become a mary sue? Then you will be erased.
He fired at her again, only for her to kick it away.
Kari: you fire one more blast at me....
He fired again at kari, causing her to get pissed and kick the blast right back at him. He dodged it right on time.
Kari: if that's how you're gonna play it. Then I'm not gonna be so easy on you.
She tossed her jacket high up in the air.
Paragon: hmph. It doesn't matter what you try to do, I am a.....
Kari moved at him with incredible speed and slammed her fist into his stomach. Making him groan in pain as he held his stomach.
Paragon: h....how did you....
She landed multiple punches on him before grabbing his leg and slinging him to the ground. Paragon got up and charged a red ki blast and fired at her. She kicked right back at him with a much harder force and it got to him before he was able to dodge it. He had to block it as it collided with him and exploded.
Paragon: cheep trick!
As the Smoke and dust cleared, he saw kari, with a fulled charged kamehameha, right in front of him.
Kari: Ha!
She fired it and blasted paragon into a massive amount of rock formations. After the dust cleared from the explosion the kamehameha gave off, paragon burst out of some rubble, with the top part of his suit completely damaged.
Paragon: this can't be! I AM A GOD! I WON'T LOSE TO A MARY SUE!
He transformed into super saiyan 4.
Paragon: this is the powerful super saiyan 4. A form no female saiyan can ever possibly gain in their life.
Kari: you know, I was just gonna stay in base throughout this fight for a bit. But, if you're wanting to say stuff like that. Well, it's time I gave you your ultimate F you.
Paragon: ?
Kari transformed into her super saiyan 4 form.
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Paragon: w......what? That can't be right? That's impossible! Female Saiyans shouldn't be able to turn super saiyan 4!!!!
Kari: you really love talking and trying to discriminate strong females don't you? Now come on, you've talked big for this long, it's time you fight then talk.
Paragon growled and charged at her. He swung his fist and tried to land a punch on her, but she grabbed his fist tightly in her hand. He tried to his her with his other hand, only for her to do the same with that one as well. Kari then proceeded to slam paragon multiple times as she held onto his hands before tossing him across the ground. He tried to get back up, but kari came in with an elbow to the face before grabbing the back of his head and slamming him back onto the ground. She then grabbed his tail and spun him around and tossing him to be scrapped across the ground once again before she appeared in front of him and kicked him up into the sky.
Paragon: DAMN IT!!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!! I AM THE PERFECT GOD!!!! I CAN'T LOSE! I NEVER LOSE!!!! ESPECIALLY NOT TO A.......
Kari: say mary sue again. I dare you.
He raised both hands to the sky and charged a revenge death ball.
Kari and the Golden image of shenron burst right though him as well, leaving an enormous hole through his chest and stomach. Kari turned around and looked down at paragon, who gagged as blood seeped from his mouth.
Paragon: yo.....you ma..... mary s........
He then exploded.
Kari: man. Whoever that guy was, he was a major pain in the ass.
She reverted to her base form as she grabbed her jacket, putting it back on and tacking off.
