Such a cougar.

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do you guys ever just sob a whole ocean onto your bedroom floor bc u can't afford concert tickets bc thats me rn omfg theyre coming to my city now and I just want to see them so bad like I'm literally considering prostitution not even kidding guys do u know anyone willing go pay for sex???? hoooook me upppppp.

~preston

I clicked the post button and looked through ny dash, reblogging a few pictures of harry and then one of niall that caught my eye. When I was done I looked into my messages and scrolled through,

cupcakestyles

sign up for contests and stuff, maybe you could win tickets :)

ticklenarry

JUST COME WITH ME ILL LITERALLY PAY FOR EVERYTHING I don't have any friends who like them and I don't wanna go with my mom.

I replied to the second one.

lol if only omfg id feel so bad if I let someone pay for everything omg I just need to win the lottery and I'm all set )):

I got out of the messages and realized I had 90k followers now. Holy s.hit!

Y'ALL ILY SO MUCH U GOT ME TO 90K IM LITERALLY GONNA CRY

~preston

I signed out and looked up from my laptop. My mom was sitting in front of me tearing up over something she was watching on her phone. "Hey mom?"

"Shut up, I'm watching something."

"Wow you're so nice, I love you too mom really." I told her before picking up my phone.

Text Message: the best daughter ever

MOM

Text Message: the best daughter ever

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