BIG BOOTY JUDY ✓

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Italics - Billie Jean
Bold - Theo

I'm going to give you
a nickname.

How about BabyGirl??
Delivered at 7:08 PM

How about no??
Call me...
Judy.
Delivered at 7:10 PM

Big booty Judy???
Are you thicker than a
bowl of oatmeal??
Delivered at 7:13 PM

Judy as in Judge Judy
because I'm judging you.
Delivered at 7:20 PM

:(

Do you go to the football
games?
Delivered at 7:25 PM

BOOM! Roasted!

OF COURSE THE STAR
QUARTERBACK IS ASKING IF I
GO TO THE FOOTBALL GAMES,
How does one become as full
of themselves as Theo Smith??
The world may never know

But yes, I'm required to attend.
(Not a hint)Have fun trying to figure out
who I am still ;)
Delivered at 7:30 PM

I can ask your friend Lana.
Delivered at 7:32 PM

Last time I checked there were 15
other Lana's at our school.
Not sure why it's such a
popular name, but good luck bud.
Delivered at 7:35 PM

I'll ask everyone of them,
but I know for a fact it's not
Lana Ortega.
Delivered at 7:37 PM

And why is that?
Delivered at 7:38

Because she's my cousin
and she would've told me if
someone took the time to
learn sign language just to
talk to her.  Last time
I checked people avoid
her like she has a disease
or something

It's super fucked honestly.
Like the only time people
talk to her is when she's around
me and they just treat it
like a joke. I fucking hate it.

She just wants to be treated
normally and nobody will
do that around her.

Sorry for the rant.
Delivered at 7:45 PM

I'm sorry.
I honestly forgot she was your cousin.
But that was honestly one
of the nicest things that i've ever
heard from you and I've known you for
5 years lol.
It's good that she has you to be there for
her.

Not to brag, but I've actually been
working on my ALS so I can talk to her
, but I don't want to mess it up lol and say that
I slept with a goat or something.

No lie. Have been trying to
learn for the past month.

Delivered at 7:47 PM

If your serious that's
awesome. I know she'll
appreciate it.
And 5 years??? Taking notes
I'm just gonna ignore the goat
thing.
Delivered at 7:48 PM

You aren't that much of
an asshole Theo, but
youre still an asshole.
Delivered at 7:56 PM

Making progress :)
Delivered at 8:15 PM

Theo's P.O.V.

I couldn't hold back the laugh as I read 'Judy's' message on fucking the goat. I could honestly picture that happening and Lana's reaction would be priceless, it'd probably be a mixture of confusion and disgust.

"Theo. These walls are thin. Stop fucking laughing." I rolled my eyes as my younger sister, Thalia, stood in my now open doorway acting like I was actually disturbing her from her boring life.

"Shouldn't you be hanging out with your friends or something?" I questioned growing annoyed to her just standing in the doorway on her phone now.

"I don't have friends, all they do is cause drama and put their bullshit on me. Besides I want to know what gots Theo at home and not at his dumbass friends house or some girls house." Thalia questioned as she finally moved from her spot in the door frame and sat at the foot of the bed.

"Seriously you've been home for the past three days. Coming straight home after football, what's wrong with you?" She questioned. I rolled my eyes at her question. I never really realized how right she was. I was barely home always crashing at friends houses or girls houses. It's not because I had a bad home life, I just didn't want to miss out on anything that I would regret later in life.

"I was actually starting to forget what you look like. It's a good thing mom hung all those photos of you on the wall." Thalia teased even more.

"Remind me why, you are in here again?" I questioned.

"Come on, I'm just trying to hang out with my big brother, before he's off to college next year." Thalia did a weird voice as she talked and it made me want to cringe.

"Please don't do that voice ever again. I don't know, I'm kind of just bored of being around Ryan."  I replied truthfully. Ryan had been my best friend since freshman year, he was the only one that kept it real with me, but sometimes he came off as an arrogant asshole, whose only goal in life was to be an asshole to every girl he came across.

"Ugh, Ryan. Who isn't tired of him? I mean honestly he's a bigger asshole than you are Theo. And that's saying something." I knew Thalia was joking, she always was, but it still made me feel like shit and the fact that 'judy' had said the same thing earlier made me feel way more like shit about how I act and who I hang out with.

"Fuck you too."

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