BABY GIRL✓

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Italics - Billie Jean
Bold - Theo

I used to have a job at the
calendar factory but I got
the sack because I took a
couple days off.
Delivered at 11: 47 PM

I'm hilarious you don't have
to tell me. Trust me I
know!
Delivered at 12:03 AM

Did you die of laughter? Or are
you just asleep.
Delivered at 12:15 AM

I'm starting to question if you are a
teacher instead of a student.
You seem to be getting a
reasonable amount of sleep for
a student and that's not possible.
Delivered at 12:30 AM

I was sleeping, until some
fuckboy woke me up.
There is nothing wrong with me
going to bed at 10PM
Delivered at 12:31 AM

Sorry not sorry now
I can talk to my babygirl.
Delivered at 12:35 AM

you can't call me that.
I'm not your babygirl
and ill never be your baby girl.
Delivered at 12:37 AM

I know you love it.
Don't have to be embarrassed,
also is it bad that i picture you
sounding like Gru from Despicable
Me??
Delivered at 12:38 AM

You know how I feel, why would
you say that? Like you put me in
such an uncomfortable
situation, like you know I'm not happy.
Delivered at 12:40 AM

Take it down a notch Kim.
I'm only teasing.
Delivered at 12:42 AM

Since I have you up right now.
Want to play 20 questions?
Delivered at 12:43 AM

And you say you aren't a
fuckboy, but you want to play
a fuckboy game. Suspicious.
Delivered at 12:45 AM

-_-
I'm just trying to get to
know you Judy.
I mean I've seen your boobs,
but I don't even know how
old you are.
Delivered at 12:47 AM

I'm 17. 18 in 3 months
Happy??? What's your favorite
color.
Delivered at 12:48 AM

18, Maroon. Do you play any
sports?
Delivered at 12:50 AM

I used to be a cheerleader.
I see you typing. If you try and
tell me it's not a sport i'm blocking
your annoying bitch ass.
Delivered at 12:51 AM

Chill. I've seen them practice
they do some intense shit.
That gives me another clue though.
Delivered at 12:53 AM

Limits you down to the 30
other girls that have left the team.
Shout out to coach Ashley for being
a raging bitch 24/7
Why did you get suspended
last year?
Delivered at 12:56 AM

I'll figure out who you are
I'm very determined.

I punched Johnny Fitz
in the face because he
stole Lana's hearing aids
and broke them
and apparently breaking a kids
nose and arm is deemed
suspend able...
Delivered at 12:58 AM

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