find the light [c. evans social media]

vingt trois

avengers assemble except for you tom
big bird-mackie
grandpa rob-rdj
black widhoe-scarlett
mr america-chris evans
blonde jesus-hemsworth
robocop-seb
chadwhip-chadwick
twitch-liz
buttany-paul
baby killer-don cheadle
my queen-brie larson
DO NOT TRUST-ruffalo
the absolute worst-tom holland
probably dead-tom hiddleston
germy-jeremy
little chadwick-aubrey joseph
cammy cam-camille
ruddish-paul rudd

robocop:
here's what i want to know

cammy cam:
literally shut up

cammy cam:
you're ruining my breakfast and i hate you

big bird:
what's for breakfast

big bird:
some dick i suppose

cammy cam:
yep and it's going right up your ass

buttany:
have i ever mentioned that i HATE all of you

germy:
you're so sour...

germy:
lemongrab

grandpa rob:
🥰💗💕💖❤️😘

probably dead:
i want to leave this groupchat

blonde jesus:
you have to give us the tesseract first dear brother

cammy cam:
has anyone ever told you that perhaps YOU AREN'T THOR

blonde jesus:
say it to my face you weenie

probably dead has left the chat!

the absolute worst:
hey paul! we're the only british ones left

buttany:
i'm literally dead and the kid STILL won't leave me alone

big bird:
the only solution is to kill him

cammy cam:
anthony you whore

cammy cam:
NO

robocop:
i'm going to ask my question now you inconsiderate beans

little chadwick:
who the fuck you calling an inconsiderate bean

robocop:
not you aubrey, you're an angel and we're happy you're here

big bird:
how was meeting the parents, m.c. millz?

robocop:
THAT WAS MY QUESTION YOU UGLI FUCK

cammy cam has removed mr america from the chat!

cammy cam:
i was so close to crying you have no fucking idea

chadwhip:
who hurt my kid???

chadwhip:
i have a glock y'all better step up or step out

the absolute worst:
i am: scared of chadwick

cammy cam:
i think his dad hates me

cammy cam:
i try to stay positive but it was so bad

big bird:
was it because of your hair

grandpa rob:
anthony what

cammy cam:
what's wrong with my hair??

cammy cam:
i thought the "issue" was obvious

robocop:
age gap, huh?

cammy cam:
ding ding ding

grandpa rob:
how old is this man

grandpa rob:
kidding the law doesn't apply to me

cammy cam:
i felt like an idiot

cammy cam:
chris was so mad and then i just felt bad

robocop:
it's like not your fault though

cammy cam:
maybe he's right though

grandpa rob:
um,,,, NO

twitch:
camille literally shut up

black widhoe:
i'm shouting no from norway

germy:
why would you even say that

cammy cam:
guess what he's doing right now

big bird:
you...

chadwhip:
SHUT the FUCK up

ruddish:
break up and i take your kidney

big bird:
oH but I geT iN tRouBle

cammy cam:
he's lying on the floor, playing with miles and stella. and he's laughing and he's smiling and he's having a great time.

robocop:
they're his family...

cammy cam:
yeah but he deserves his own

cammy cam:
his own kids and his own happiness with someone that isn't 15 years younger than him. with someone who i guess just isn't me.

grandpa rob:
so you're gonna leave him?

robocop:
NOW it's time for your kidneys to go

big bird:
delete that or i'll delete your kneecaps

cammy cam:
don't you think it's kind of hard for me

cammy cam:
to see him want things i'm not sure i can give him

cammy cam:
that's the light of my fucking life right there and maybe i'm not the right one for him

twitch:
please stop making me sad

little chadwick:
where did all this come from

cammy cam:
maybe his dad not liking me is a sign

black widhoe:
take it back you fool

grandpa rob:
here's what i think

grandpa rob:
you're on tour and you had a bad incident with his family and you are beyond stressed. take a step back to breathe and think before you make any decisions you might regret.

cammy cam:
yeah that's a good idea

cammy cam:
i gotta go, thanks everyone except sebastian

robocop:
fall off the stage and die

robocop:
see if i care