find the light [c. evans social media]

soixante huit

avengers assemble except for you tom
big bird-mackie
grandpa rob-rdj
black widhoe-scarlett
mr america-chris evans
blonde jesus-hemsworth
robocop-seb
chadwhip-chadwick
twitch-liz
buttany-paul
baby killer-don cheadle
my queen-brie larson
DO NOT TRUST-ruffalo
the absolute worst-tom holland
probably dead-tom hiddleston
germy-jeremy
little chadwick-aubrey joseph
cammy cam-camille
ruddish-paul rudd

mr america:
who loves hospitals?

little chadwick:
they remind me of when my dad died

germy:
well fuck aubrey

twitch:
they smell like old people

robocop:
it's antiseptic liz

twitch:
iTs AnTiSePtIc LiZ

chadwhip:
hospitals are fun to people watch at

mr america:
who loves boston?

grandpa rob:
honestly just you

ruddish:
i could live without it

my queen:
this better be what i think it is

little chadwick:
i honestly thought it was a state for awhile

germy:
well fuck aubrey

big bird:
i cannot even begin to express my concern for you aubrey

little chadwhip:
thanks

big bird:
it's not a compliment

twitch:
guys scott just texted me

mr america:
ITS MY NEWS LIZZIE

twitch:
and camille's

mr america:
LIZZIE FUCK YOU

mr america:
BABY IS COMING

grandpa rob:
MOTHER OF GOD

mr america:
IM GOING TO BE A DAD SO SOON

chadwhip:
how far is she

mr america:
uh nine months what did you think

chadwhip:
i hate you

chadwhip:
how many centimeters dickwad

robocop:
um ew

big bird:
honestly seb this is why you and nora broke up

blonde jesus:
congrats fellow chris!! good luck man

blonde jesus:
hehe he's gonna need it

mr america:
5 centimeters

grandpa rob:
ohhhh we're halfway there

twitch:
living on a prayer

the absolute worst:
is it gonna be slimey when it comes out

robocop:
yes tom it's going to come out covered in boogers

mr america:
okay so here's the location
random location idk

mr america:
i have to go so if you can come please do

twitch:
how's camille??????

mr america:
as good as you can be when you're about to push a baby out of your vagina idk

grandpa rob:
wow you're gonna be a GREAT dad and husband

big bird:
he's gonna do really good

big bird:
we're really proud of you chris

robocop:
was that emotion?? disgusting

big bird:
once again why you and nora broke up