find the light [c. evans social media]

soixante onze

my human of honor🤪:
camille,,,

my human of honor🤪:
i'm here to pick you up for your damn bachelorette party that i, A MALE, has to attend AND YOU'RE LATE

the bride🤩:
up your ass

my human of honor🤪:
ohhh very nice

the bride🤩:
matter of a fact, eat shit

the bride🤩:
eat shit

the bride🤩:
eat shit

the bride🤩:
definitely eat shit

my human of honor🤪:
camille i'm serious lets go

the bride🤩:
emma ruth won't detach from me

the bride🤩:
plus chris isn't here and he always calms her down

my human of honor🤪:
aren't you her mom

the bride🤩:
if it were not for the laws of this land

the bride🤩:
i'm calling chris

my human of honor🤪:
i literally hate you

the bride🤩:
i will demote you to bridesman

my human of honor🤪:
don't you dare

hello?

hi baby daddy

we're literally getting married tomorrow

yeah about that

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ABOUT THAT?'

i need you to come back home

what's wrong?

anthony's gonna make fun of me if i leave

it's the baby

you or the actual baby

honestly chris

it's the actual baby!!

is she okay?

she won't detach from me

and she won't go with your mom

is she hungry

nope i just fed her

just cranky?

we've never left her before, i mean let's face it we haven't had a night to ourselves for the longest time

yeah you're right

i'm on my way

can't wait to marry you tomorrow stupid

i love you

i love you 4000