find the light [c. evans social media]

quarante

my love❤️❤️:
i want chinese

mf loml💗:
i am literally in the kitchen

my love❤️❤️:
then why'd you answer?

mf loml💗:
because not answering would be rude

my love❤️❤️:
i want chinese food

mf loml💗:
wow i must be getting deja vu

my love❤️❤️:
you're so funny

my love❤️❤️:
if i laugh really loud will you get me chinese food?

mf loml💗:
i'm going to the gym

mf loml💗:
you should come with me

my love❤️❤️:
as nice as that offer is

my love❤️❤️:
i would rather get hit by a double decker bus

mf loml💗:
that's the way to go

mf loml💗:
but why??

my love❤️❤️:
no offense but working out with you makes me feel super inferior

my love❤️❤️:
because you're all big and muscly and pretty

my love❤️❤️:
and i'm just like this little sweaty boy

mf loml💗:
you are not a little sweaty boy, camille

my love❤️❤️:
don't lie to me

mf loml💗:
i'm not lying!!

mf loml💗:
you are the prettiest thing i have ever seen

mf loml💗:
i would (and i cannot stress this enough) beat the shit out of someone who even looked at you the wrong way

my love❤️❤️:
fine

my love❤️❤️:
i'll go

mf loml💗:
yes!!

my love❤️❤️:
but you have to get me food after

mf loml💗:
deal