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mama millie:
i have a question

hubby:
i'm scared

mama millie:
if you were the bachelor and i was a contestant would you pick me?

hubby:
of course

mama millie:
you're lying

hubby:
do you not want me to pick you?

mama millie:
i want you to not lie

hubby:
i'm not lying!!

mama millie:
here you go lying again

hubby:
how are the girls today?

mama millie:
don't change the subject

hubby:
camille, honey

mama millie:
don't say something sappy and gross

hubby:
i could have a hundred different tries and i'd pick you a hundred times

mama millie:
semi believable

hubby:
jesus almighty

mama millie:
you'd be a weird bachelor

hubby:
why's that?

mama millie:
you can't even handle one woman.  how are you gonna do like 50?

hubby:
i handle all of your personalities and two daughters

mama millie:
bye. whore.

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