find the light [c. evans social media]

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camillelaurent: three years and i still miss you more than ever. i love you more, papa❤️

crusty:
i think camille broke up with me

sexy seabass:
what do you mean think

mackie mouse:
oh no

mackie mouse:
let's go to a club and get turnt

crusty:
that was beyond unhelpful

crusty:
dude she just went on this tear and i think she's just super self conscious and my dad was a dick to her and she's stressed

crusty:
2 screenshots attached

sexy seabass:
well the little kid line definitely fucked you in the ass

crusty:
thanks i know

mackie mouse:
i'm going to be honest

crusty:
oh god

mackie mouse:
CHRIS IM TRYING TO HELP UGLI

mackie mouse:
she's really fucking overwhelmed. i'm not saying it's your fault because it's not, but taking her to meet your parents while she's trying to tour probably wasn't the best idea. camille compares herself to other people all the time,
so she just lacks confidence when it comes to being the girlfriend of THE chris evans.

sexy seabass:
she actually had a meltdown about this the other day

crusty:
AND YOUR DUMBASS DIDN'T THINK TO TELL ME

sexy seabass:
i hope you go to jail and your house is torn down heehee

sexy seabass:
but apparently, according to camille, seeing you with miles and stella really fucked her up

crusty:
but they love her

sexy seabass:
i pretend to hate camille but i actually do really care for the funky little french girl. and camille cares so much about you and what you want, it's exactly how you feel for her. she knows you want a family and kids and she wants that too. but because of the subtle age difference, to fulfill your dreams she's going to have to crush some of her own. she wants to give you what you want, but isn't sure how it's going to affect her.

mackie mouse:
subtle age difference my ass

sexy seabass:
you know what you're not being?

sexy seabass:
helpful

crusty:
her dad died three years ago today and i didn't say anything

crusty:
i'm not asking her to put her life on hold for me so that i can have a family. i'm gonna put a damn ring on her finger before any of that happens

mackie mouse:
make sure she knows that

sexy seabass:
i call best man

mackie mouse:
more like best corpse because i would kill you to be the best man bye uglies