♡𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖♡ - 𝕙𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕛𝕚𝕟

c h a p t e r o n e

STEAMYJK
Hey.
Hey.
Hayle.
Haaaayyyllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
...

STEAMYJK
I can see you read this.
Bitch.

You rolled over in your sleep, groaning. Could this bitch really get more annoying? So what if it was 10 A.M.? You wanted to sleep. Your work was tiring enough already.

Sighing, you grabbed your vibrating phone and replied.

YOU
OLIVIA WHAT DO YOU WANT I'M LITERALLY SLEEPING

STEAMYJK
Not anymore bitch

YOU
I hate you for so many reasons, but the main one is the fact that you don't use fuCKING GRAMMAR.

STEAMYJK
I'm just gonna ignore that you said that and get to the point

YOU
Who's the bitch now, huh?

STEAMYJK
anyWAYS—
So you know how I read fics on youtube cause I'm more of a visual person?

YOU
Olivia, I've literally known you for our entire lives.
Of course I know this.

STEAMYJK
Shut up, Hayle.
sEE? I USED GRAMMAR! ARE YOU PROUD?!

YOU
Very.

STEAMYJK
Okay, I've literally been trying to say this for forever, and you haven't let me finish.
sO, I was reading one of JoonsTiddies stories (and we still love her even tho her username is weird as fuck,) and I saw that she's opening up a snapchat group chat for some of her fans. I'm already on it, and we've got a ton of international fans on it and everything, and I just got a few new followers on my fan account that I wanna invite. Cause they don't really have any followers (aside from me,) and they said they're new stans. They want to know other fans.

YOU
That's literally the longest text you've ever sent me.

STEAMYJK
OkAy, LiTeRalLy sTaHp
nO nEeD tO aTtACK mE fOr bEiNg SoUlLeSs

YOU
We all know Addie is the real soulless one.

STEAMYJK
Damn you right.

YOU
Aren't I always?

STEAMYJK
Ummmm, no.

YOU
OKAY, LIA SHUT UP

STEAMYJK
Oooooh she used the parent nickname. I'm in for it now.

YOU
Bet your ass you are.

STEAMYJK
Shut up. I'm adding you to the chat and that's that.
heY WAIT THAT RHYMED

YOU
Olivia ...., sometimes I'm really disappointed in you.

STEAMYJK
SHUT UP AT LEAST ADDIE LOVES ME

YOU
Somehow.

STEAMYJK
WE'RE TOTALLY GANGING UP ON YOU IN THE CHAT.

YOU
I'd like to see you try. I've got a bigger meme folder than you have of a motivation to write your Taekook story right about now.

STEAMYJK
okay, uncALLED FOR.
I'M WORKING ON IT.

YOU
You know I love you.
And your incredible ass fic.

STEAMYJK
Shut up, Addie's still my wife.

YOU
Literally both of you are straight.

STEAMYJK
you're not wrong.