♡𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖♡ - 𝕙𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕛𝕚𝕟

c h a p t e r t e n

YOU
Morning, everyone.
I checked the clock, so I think that you Koreans and Zealanders are up.

WANGTHEFUCK
I'm up.
I don't know about the boys.

SKZJIHYO
Yeah, they're probably texting their girls.

BABYCHANGBIN
Are they even official yet?
Both of them?

WANGTHEFUCK
I don't think so.
Wouldn't you know, Sean?

FENNEC.F.CKER
Yeah.
You're the tea spiller.

WANGTHEFUCK
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's you, Jon.

YOU
Can we all just agree the maknae ship is the cutest thing ever?

FENNEC.F.CKER
It would be cuter if anyone on this chat actually became an official couple.

HERESYOURRAMEN
Ya know what?
Fuck you, Jon.
Liv, will you be my girlfriend?

YOU
hoLY FUCK
WHAT
IT'S H A P P E N  I N G

WANGTHEFUCK
oHMYGOD

SKZJIHYO
Ummmm, YES
SIGN ME THE FRICK UP

TURNIPTHEBEAT
I am ...
Stanning.

STEAMYJK
How the fuck do I respond to that?!

YOU
Here's a hint:
Say. Fucking. Y E S.

HERESYOURRAMEN
Why is she hesitating?
Did I do something wrong?

YOU
No, you didn't do anything wrong.
She's just so shocked that you finally asked her.
She's been waiting since basically the first day she met you.
OW!
LIV DON'T HIT ME!

STEAMYJK
Fuck OFF, HAYLE!

HERESYOURRAMEN
Soooooo ....,
Do I have an answer?

STEAMYJK
Hell yes.
A thousand times over yes.
I literally can't even tell you how much I would love to be your girlfriend.

YOU
And I literally can't even tell you how much she's blushing behind the phone screen.

STEAMYJK
Hayle, STAHP EXPOSING ME

HERESYOURRAMEN
But it's so cute.

STEAMYJK
uM
I'm dead.
I'm in a coffin.
In the ground.
Come to my funeral please.

FENNEC.F.CKER
Wow, he actually did it.
I never thought he would.

BABYCHANGBIN
Well, you did kinda push him to.

YOU
But we're thankful for that.
AREN'T WE, SEAN?!

BABYCHANGBIN
I mean, now that means there's less pressure for Chris and Jon.

WANGTHEFUCK
He really called him out like that, didn't he?

FENNEC.F.CKER
Well, after all of our private messaging, I was going to ask you eventually, but I guess Liam outshone me.

WANGTHEFUCK
Sis, excuse me?

HOTAE
Wow, this is the first time her name has actually fit the conversation.

YOU
Don't you mean: wOw ShE's HoT

LEEKNOWTHEHOE
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