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A/N: I know I haven't updated in a really long time and I'm so sorry,, but it's been really stressful and shit. And I just cried during class,, but it's all good. I love you guys and thank you so much for all the support you give me! I can't believe I reached 1K reads,, I'm about to cryyyyy. Love you all. <3000

YOU
I mean, nothing really happened.

STEAMYJK
does that loOK LIKE A PARAGRAPH TO YOU

YOU
No. I mean, that would be a pretty shitty paragraph.

STEAMYJK
Ya damn right.
Spill.

WANGTHEFUCK
Yes. Give us the tea.

FENNEC.F.CKER
^^^^

HOTAE
Yeah, I thought you guys hated each other.
What's up with that?
waiT—
IT'S LIKE A DRAMA WHAT THE FUCK

YOU
stAHP

GLOWING.JIN
But if you think about it ... it kind of is.

YOU
Jace, you're gonna make me blush even more.

DANDYBOI
cuTE

HOTAE
Why can't my relationship be that cute?

CHANGAROO
......

HOTAE
Oh. WhoOoPs.

CHANGARRO
Guess I don't exist.

HOTAE
NO I'M SORRY CHRIS.

CHANGAROO
We can't be that cute because I'm just your side chick.
We all know you're only loyal to Olivia.

HERESYOURRAMEN
Wait...
Is someone cooking because it smells fishy.

YOU
I just died inside a little bit.
Jin took over him.

STEAMYJK
It's okay. Just pretend he's not there and the memes will go away eventually.

YOU
Wow, bold of you to assume that you aren't exactly like him.

STEAMYJK
daMN.
TEA EXPOSERS COME COLLECC YOUR PRODIGY.

YOU
You had to google that, didn't you?

STEAMYJK
litERALLY WHAT POSSESSED YOU.

YOU
Imogen.

WANGTHEFUCK
Me.

HOTAE
Skskakdnakndkanaka

YOU
What can I say. Like mother like daughter.

STEAMYJK
Okay, we are nOT getting off track again. I want to know how the hell Jace and Hayle happened.

WANGTHEFUCK
What's the ship name?

STEAMYJK
Jayle?
Hace?

HOTAE
The last one lowkey sounds like a parasite.

STEAMYJK
you'RE A PARASITE.

HOTAE
Where's the goddamn marriage counselor?

YOU
Don't look at me, I can barely handle Jace.

CHANGAROO
Understandable.

STEAMYJK
Didn't you guys hate each other?

YOU
Very much so. But he was just pretending to be something he wasn't to look different. And he confessed that to me. And I was willing to give him a chance.