♡𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖♡ - 𝕙𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕛𝕚𝕟

c h a p t e r t h i r t e e n

A/N: ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, FUCKNUTS. IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY, SO YOU'D BETTER LISTEN TO ME TELL YOU HOW AMAZING SHE IS. Just kidding, she would hate me so much for that. So, this is all you get, Liv. You're welcome. I love you with all of my heart and I hope you enjoy this chapter.

WANGTHEFUCK
That's actually the softest thing, what the hell?

FENNEC.F.CKER
How is it soft?!
I demand to know.

YOU
Jon has literally never lost his cool except for when he was called soft.
I aspire to be this petty.

DANDYBOI
Oh, he's petty, all right.

FENNEC.F.CKER
Says you who only showed up to the chat just to throw me under the bus.

CHANGAROO
Woah, woah, kids.
Stop fighting.

FENNEC.F.CKER
Sush. You can't even actually date Addie.

HOTAE
Woah, there, Jon.

CHANGAROO
Ya know what, mate?
Fuck the rules.
Addie, I want you.
Will you make us official?

HOTAE
Oh my god.

STEAMYJK
GET IT WIFEY

WANGTHEFUCK
sOoOoooOo much TEA.
I'M LIVING.

HOTAE
HELL YES.
Of course I'll be your girlfriend, Chris.

CHANGAROO
Oh, thank god.

HOTAE
I was waiting for you to say this for so long.
You have no idea.

CHANGAROO
Like for how long?

YOU
Literally since the day she met you.
Why do you think I teased her the first time I was on the chat.
She talked about you all the time.

HOTAE
Hayle, stAHP EXPOSING ME

WANGTHEFUCK
This is like the first time I haven't been the tea spiller.
And I'm sad.

FENNEC.F.CKER
Yeah, but you always do it with me.

YOU
Okay, fuck this.
I've wanted to do this for a while now.

YOU named the chat SATAN SOULMATE MAKNAE TEA SPILLERS LIVE

YOU
There we go.
That's better.

GLOWING.JIN
Okay, so now you guys have to date.

FENNEC.F.CKER
Hmm.
I guess I'll be following Chris's lead once more.
Imogen, will you be my girlfriend?

WANGTHEFUCK
Are you serious?

STEAMYJK
Well shit.
That didn't go as planned.

FENNEC.F.CKER
Did I say something wrong?

WANGTHEFUCK
I thought you were joking all those times you were flirting with me.
You actually like me??

FENNEC.F.CKER
I mean this, Imogennie.
You make me smile so much.
Your little comments, your habit of cursing too much, your cuteness, your insane protection of your kiwi homeland ..., I like you.
I like you a lot.

WANGTHEFUCK
Well.
If that's the case.
Let me think.

FENNEC.F.CKER
She needs to think?
Is that a bad sign?

YOU
No need to fear, Jon.
I speak fluent kiwi.
I can translate for this rare ginger.
And the translation is: yes. Yes very much yes.

WANGTHEFUCK
I hate to say it, but Hayle is right.
I would love to be your girlfriend.

FENNEC.F.CKER
YES!!

CHANGAROO
Wow.
Imogen, he must really like you.
I've never seen him this excited.
He just jumped around the room with the biggest smile on his face.

HOTAE
cuTE

STEAMYJK
I'm soFT.

WANGTHEFUCK
That's adorable.
And now, we can finally tell Jace to get his ass in motion and ask Hayle out.

YOU
Um, wut.
This is supposed to be about the maknae ship.

GLOWING.JIN
Ignore them.
They're just being weird.

HERESYOURRAMEN
Says you, you Ausieboo.

CHANGAROO
Good lord, not this shit again.

KIMFRIEDCHICKEN
It's okay, Chris.

GLOWING.JIN wants to send you a message.

Accepted.

Private message between YOU and GLOWING.JIN

GLOWING.JIN
Okay we need to set this straight.

YOU
Ummm, okay?

GLOWING.JIN
The guys aren't kidding.
I just wanted to tell you for myself.

YOU
They're not kidding about what?

GLOWING.JIN
I'll let you figure it out.
But until then, do you wanna play a game?
Get to know each other better?

YOU
Um, sure?
That kinda came out of nowhere, but whatever.
But I still have no idea what you're talking about.

GLOWING.JIN
You'll know, Hayle.
You'll know.

A/N: I know this is really short, but I wanted to get an update in time for Livvie's birthday, and I've been in driver's ed and working all day, so it's not too long. Sorry.