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5:32 A.M.
SKZJIHYO sent a message to SATAN SOULMATE MAKNAE TEA SPILLING EXPOSERS LIVE IN HELL

SKZJIHYO
strEAM FEEL SPECIAL FOR GOD JIHYO

WANGTHEFUCK
Cass .... What the hell.

SKZJIHYO
are you kiDDING ME?
HAVE YOU NOT HEARD IT?

YOU
No....?
I assume this is a new song we're talking about?

WANGTHEFUCK
IT'S TWICE
THEY HAD A COMEBACK.

YOU
Oh, shiT.
HOW DID I MISS THAT?!

SKZJIHYO
Imogen, it sounded like you didn't like it.

WANGTHEFUCK
Nah, I love it. I've been streaming it since it came out.
It was just .... Out of nowhere.

YOU
And it's also fiVE A.M. THERE.

SKZJIHYO
Oh shit. Here comes Mama Hayle.

WANGTHEFUCK
You're in for it now, Cass.
Well done.

SKZJIHYO
To be fair, at least it isn't Mama Sky?

WANGTHEFUCK
Oh that's coming later.

SKZJIHYO
I'm sorry for waking up so early, Hayle, but I had school today. And it was only an extra hour or two before I normally wake up.
I wanna support my girls.
😩

YOU
BUT YOU NEED TO SLEEP

WANGTHEFUCK
If Cass needs to sleep, care to explain why you're up so early?

YOU
....
Shit.

WANGTHEFUCK
GoTtEm

YOU
Imogen ... why.

WANGTHEFUCK
Oh, shut up, bOoMEr

YOU
diD YOU JUST CALL ME A BOOMER YOU LITTLE SHIT

SKZJIHYO
🤭🤡🥜🥐

WANGTHEFUCK
That I did, parental figure.

YOU
Surprise, problem child.
I already knew about that meme.

WANGTHEFUCK
*le gasp*
hOW

YOU
I live with Olivia.
And she's dating Liam.
And Liam is a living meme.
And Olivia tells me everything about her boyfriend.
So aside from that already, I have a huge ass meme folder. Don't test my knowledge of memes.

WANGTHEFUCK
You mean the memes that you stole from mE?

SKZJIHYO
🍆💦🔥🤡😩🤤🍆😏🥜🤫🥴

YOU
And some that I created.
I've conquered many a Lord through my memes wars. And as my Imperial Law requires, as soon as I best another Lord or Lady in a war, the memes are sent to me as a tithe as I am now their Queen.

WANGTHEFUCK
Well then, I will not be one of your conquests.

SKZJIHYO
I love how y'all aren't even reacting.
And that Imogen is just going along with the crack that Hayle's on.

HOTAE
drUGS?

YOU
good loRD ADDIE FUCKING S L E E P