♡𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖♡ - 𝕙𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕛𝕚𝕟

c h a p t e r t w e n t y n i n e

TURNIPTHEBEAT
Hey, guys.
I'm really sorry that I haven't been active recently.
I've just had some family stuff going on.
BUT.
Do you remember that girl I was dating?

YOU
Leah?
Still the same one from the old chat?

TURNIPTHEBEAT
Yeah! Her!
You've got a really good memory woah.

YOU
One of my charms.
*hair flip*

GLOWING.JIN
*One of the many.

YOU
Stop lying, Jace! You're making me blush.

GLOWING.JIN
Awwww cutie.
That's my baby.

YOU
Jaaaaace!
wAIT.

WANGTHEFUCK
Uh oh. You're in for it now.
I don't know what she found out but she found something out. And it's about to rain down hellfire.

HOTAE
Fuck. I forgot my umbrella.

STEAMYJK
HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU ADDIE

HOTAE
I sure hope so.
We're married.

HERESYOURRAMEN
Don't remind me.

YOU
YOU, TOO, IMOGEN.

WANGTHEFUCK
Well, I gotta go.
Skurt skurt.
Don't know why she's mad but imma head out.

YOU
fuCKING S L E E P, YOU DEMONS.

STEAMYJK
Aaaaaaaah.
That's it.

HOTAE
Did anyone else hear Markiplier's voice, or was that just me?

WANGTHEFUCK
Honestly, I don't even know what we're talking about at this point or who is mad at who, but marmite on bread is my addiction.

GLOWING.JIN
Hayle probably checked the clock to see what time it is over here in Korea and then saw how late it was in New Zealand.

YOU
yOU GOT THAT DAMN RIGHT.

SKZJIHYO
Oh no.
Mama Hayle has been awoken.
We're dead.

WANGTHEFUCK
Yup.
Imma head out.
But I gotta grab my marmite toast before I go.

HERESYOURRAMEN
Veggiemite is superior.

WANGTHEFUCK
oh I knOW YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT.
MARMITE CAME FIRST, YOU UNCULTURED BOGAN.

TURNIPTHEBEAT
Okay, wow.
I know four languages, but this isn't one of them.

YOU
How the fuck did we even get here?
I was just trying to yell at my boy and my child to go to sleep, and then this crack happened.

HOTAE
Hey, crack don't smoke itself. Somebody's gotta do it.

SKZJIHYO
👁👄👁

STEAMYJK
I'M DEAD HAHAHAHA LMFAO

YOU
I would say lmao, but I don't have an ass to laugh off.

GLOWING.JIN
I'm just saying ... 'my boy'. That sounds really good.

YOU
I'll call you whatever you want, Jace.