WANGTHEFUCK Even with Addie and Olivia? That is surprising.
STEAMYJK Shut the fUCK UP, IMOGEN. DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
WANGTHEFUCK Every day, I become more and more aware of how much of a morning person Olivia is NOT.
YOU At least you don't have to wake her up.
WANGTHEFUCK That's a very good point. Hayle, are you alright after dealing with the monsters?
YOU Though my body is broken, my spirit is not.
STEAMYJK Oh, come ON. I didn't hit you that hard.
HOTAE My first problem with this statement: I could hear it from here. For the international people, I'm in a different damn rOOM.
CHANGAROO Also, Lia, aren't you the maknae?
STEAMYJK .... yes. What does that have to do with anything?
FENNEC.F.CKER SEE? SHE DOES IT? WHY CAN'T I?
DANDYBOI Because you're the youngest.
FENNEC.F.CKER SO THAT MEANS I AM MERCILESSLY BULLIED BY YOU SIMPLY BECAUSE I WAS BIRTHED A FEW M O N T H S AFTER YOU WERE??
DANDYBOI Yes.
HERESYOURRAMEN Or, as some would like to put it, "I didn't want to be alive. I'm just here because you two got horny one night."
STEAMYJK I SAW THAT MEME OHMYGODLIAMILOVEYOUSOMUCH
CHANGAROO Well, that makes one of us.
KIMFRIEDCHICKEN I would get mad at you, but at this point, I don't blame you.
CHANGAROO I was thinking along the lines of adoption?
KIMFRIEDCHICKEN Agreed.
HERESYOURRAMEN Affirmative.
CHANGAROO Liam, what the fuck. We're talking about putting you up for adoption.
HERESYOURRAMEN I'm aware.
CHANGAROO And you're oKAY with that?
HERESYOURRAMEN Anything to be away from you dumbasses.
YOU OOP He hath snappeth.
WANGTHEFUCK Ship him to New Zealand. I'll take care of the poor meme baby.
FENNEC.F.CKER What about me? I'm not taken care of even though I'm your boyfriend?
WANGTHEFUCK They just won't ship you over here. T_T
DANDYBOI I'll punt him over there. Does that count?
CHANGAROO SKIP.
YOU Wait a second. Where's Cass?
SKZJIHYO SHHHHHHH. I'm watching the drama.
STEAMYJK Us, too.
YOU Oh. So that's why you're staring at your phones with popcorn in your hands.
WANGTHEFUCK Hold up. You just got up, but you you made popcorn just for the meme?
HERESYOURRAMEN Always for the meme. 😔✊
SKZJIHYO I C A N T THEY'RE LITERALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
CHANGAROO sent you a Snap!
You furrowed my brow in confusion. According to the notification, he sent it privately. But why? Clicking on the notification banner curiously, your heart nearly melted when you saw what it said.
CHANGAROO
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YOU took a screenshot!
YOU Oh my god. Thank you so much, Chris. That was beyond precious.
CHANGAROO Don't worry about it. It just seemed like the two of you hadn't talked in private for a while, so I decided to take things into my own hands with a conversation starter.
YOU You're the absolute best, Chan. Oh my god.
CHANGAROO Let me know how it goes.
Without time to type him a response, your phone started buzzing.
Incoming call from GLOWING.JIN
YOU I'm sorry, Chan, but I've got to go. He's calling me.
CHANGAROO That was the goal, Hayle. Good luck, mate. Love you.
A/N: I feel like this book is getting shittier and shittier the more I write.
