♡𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖♡ - 𝕙𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕛𝕚𝕟

c h a p t e r t w o

STEAMYJK added you to LOUD ASS KIDS

STEAMYJK
Okay, everybody say hiiiiii. This is my sister.

YOU
I'm already concerned because of the name.

HOTAE
MY BABY IS HERE!!!!! THANKS FOR INVITING HER WIFEY.

WANGTHEFUCK
Addie, what in the fuck.

HOTAE
SORRY I KNOW HER IRL. LIKE HER AND OLIVIA ARE MY BEST FRIENDS.

3DOLLA
Imogen, I'm with you on this one.

WANGTHEFUCK
I mean, she's said weirder.

STEAMYJK
STOP IGNORING MY BABY! SAY HI TO HER.

CHANGAROO
We literally don't even know her name.

YOU
Oooooooookkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyy, I'm just gonna take this over.
Hiiiiiyaaaa.
I'm Hayle.
I would like to apologise for my friends.

HOTAE
UMM, WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU DISRESPECTFUL LIL FUCK

YOU
Addie, I swear to god (and by that I mean Kim Woojin.)
You're literally seven months older than me and you just think that you can boss me around.

HOTAE
I mean ..., I can.

CHANGAROO
anyWAYS, hi, Hayle.
I'm Chris.

YOU
waIT.
Are YOU the Chris that Addie's been talking about nonstop?

HOTAE
HAYLE DON'T EXPOSE ME.
I WILL COME FOR YOUR KNEECAPS.

YOU
If you can reach them, you tiny lil bitch.

WANGTHEFUCK
Eye—

CHANGAROO
ONE. FUCKING. MINUTE.

FENNEC.F.CKER
lAnGuAgE cHrIs

CHANGAROO
Shut up, Jon.

FENNEC.F.CKER
You get on me about it, I'm not letting you get away with it.

CHANGAROO
Moving on.
What do you mean she talks about me?

HOTAE
I DoNt HaYlE iS lYiNg

YOU
bItCh I hAvE rEceiPtS

STEAMYJK
I swear to god, she screenshots everything.
You really thought you could get away with this one, Addix?

HOTAE
fUcK bOTH OF YOU

STEAMYJK
That's Tae's job.

YOU
oliVIA NO

3DOLLA
I leave for oNE. MINUTE.

WANGTHEFUCK
The hard stans have taken over.
I'm here for it.

YOU
*soft stan has left the chat*

FENNEC.F.CKER
??

HOTAE
She's a really soft stan.

STEAMYJK
Yeah, she's hella innocent.
Even tho I'm younger.
She knows like n o t h i n g.

DARK.RAPPER
Guys.
You're blowing me up.

3DOLLA
Oh yeah, sorry about that.
My boyfriend is getting really mad about me always texting you guys.
He loves you guys tho.
Just like I do.

STEAMYJK
Luke, you've got me s o F T

YOU
Oh, wow. That's new.
Olivia can be soft?

STEAMYJK
hAYLE STAHP EXPOSING US

GLOWING.JIN
Who's the new girl?

HOTAE
Woowwwww.
Way to ghost us for the entire conversation and then just jump in.
You should be able to hear my slow clap, Jace.

GLOWING.JIIN
I just wanted to know who she is.
Is that a crime?

CHANGAROO
Yeah, Addie.
Get off my child's back.

HOTAE
sOrRy

YOU
If you'd read anything, you would know that my name is Hayle.

STEAMYJK
Yeah, she's my girlfriend.

HOTAE
biTCH I'M YOUR WIFE, YOU'D BETTER WATCH YOUR ASS BEFORE I SMACK YOUR ASS

3DOLLA
Wait, I thought that both of you were straight.

WANGTHEFUCK
Yeah, me too.
Cause that would explain why Addie flirts with Chris so much.

HOTAE
eYE—

YOU
I am straight.
Olivia's just a crackhead.

FENNEC.F.CKER
Aren't they all.

GLOWING.JIN
Okay then.
Face reveal.
All of you.

WANGTHEFUCK
Jace, you already know what we look like.
We've sent pictures.
Well, most of us have.

FENNC.F.CKER
He's just trying to make it sound natural so it's less suspicious.
He just wants to see a picture of Hayle.

YOU
eYE —

STEAMYJK
gET IT GIRL

CHANGAROO
Okay, why.
Jace is literally chasing Jon around the house.

DARK.RAPPER
You guys are idiots.

YOU
Shut up.

(A/N:) Thank you to @unbiasedlex and @liquorss for the incredible inspiration. I love both of you so much and I mentioned you in the description and literally the mere thought of having two queens even L O O K at my shitty stories makes me wanna d i e. Please don't take offense that I lowkey copied your most famous and fucKING AMAZING stories.

Also, @woobiaslix I love you, Imogennie. @skzjihyo love you, too, Cassie. And finally, the one and only queen, @turnipthebeat . Sky and Cassie, your characters are coming, I promise. But I love you all so much, and you've quite honestly saved my life whenever I've opened up the chat. Love you all with my entire being.