TURNIPTHEBEAT I love y'all to death but you'd better get your aSSES IN BED
YOU She was right about Mama Sky.
TURNIPTHEBEAT Oh, this ain't Mama Sky. This is full on bLACK MAMA SKY
YOU It is? I don't mean this to sound bad or anything, but I'm underwhelmed.
TURNIPTHEBEAT Hm, you're right. This isn't Black Mama Sky. That only happens when someone comes for one of my kids.
YOU Hold up. Your kids, my kids .... I'm honestly getting them mixed up.
WANGTHEFUCK Yeah, I really don't know what's going on.
SKZJIHYO Does anyone have a family tree or something?
YOU You're gonna regret asking that.
STEAMYJK Oh no. You awakened the extra beast. It's never gonna go away now.
TURNIPTHEBEAT Oh, come on. It can't be that extra.
HOTAE Please. It's Hayle.
TURNIPTHEBEAT Fair point. But how extra could it possibly be?
YOU
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TURNIPTHEBEAT I stand corrected.
HOTAE What did I tell you?
WANGTHEFUCK Wow. I just realised how incestuous our family tree is. It's kinda awful.
STEAMYJK yeEHAW ALABAMA TIME
HOTAE INCEST COUPLEEEEEEE
SKZJIHYO YAS ALABAMA
WANGTHEFUCK Wut. I am confusion.
YOU Oh, my bad. We didn't bring the kiwi along. There's a joke in the states that Alabama is an incest state.
STEAMYJK Okay, literally where did that come from?
YOU I actually have no clue. We're just going along with it anyways.
WANGTHEFUCK Okay, that makes a little more sense. I've been seeing a bunch of memes about Alabama and I didn't really understand it. Didn't mean that I didn't save those memes.
HERESYOURRAMEN Me too, not gonna lie. I felt kinda bad. I was so upset that I didn't understand the meme. It was almost as bad as being memeless.
STEAMYJK I could've explained it to you, dummy. You aren't the only one in the chat who lives and breathes memes.
HERESYOURRAMEN Forget living and breathing memes. I straight smoke memes.
CHANGAROO What the hell did I do in my past life to deserve kids like this.
HERESYOURRAMEN Mate, I'm your bro.
CHANGAROO Wait. Shit. What are you?
YOU Leave it to us to get Chris confused about who his kids are. I bet he was never confused before this chat.
KIMFRIEDCHICKEN No, he never was. But now...
YOU Sorry.
CHANGAROO We've got to fix the family tree.
YOU biTCH I'M NOT REDOING THAT. That took tOO MUCH TIME.
CHANGAROO Oh, very fair. My apologies, Your Majesty.
YOU Apology accepted, peasant.
HERESYOURRAMEN Well damn.
CHANGAROO Oh, shit we've gotta go.
HOTAE Okay, I love you.
CHANGAROO I love you, too, babygirl.
HERESYOURRAMEN I'll miss you, Lia.
STEAMYJK Bye, Lee. I love you.
GLOWING.JIN Sorry I didn't speak too much. I kinda got lost in thought. But I love you, Hayle.
YOU I don't know how to respond to that. I love you, too.
A/N: fuuuuuckkk my chapters are getting shorter and shorter.
