Yes, I'm Straight. But What Have I Done Wrong?

3. Story 19-27

[19]

Straight Guy was also at puberty and attempted to chase after pretty girls in and outside class. He still remembered the class representative of literature and art had once asked him out. This morning, he saw her eating breakfast and slowly he walked up to chat.

"Why do you eat like a bird?"

The class representative of literature and art said, "To lose weight."

"Are you sure? You are not fat," Straight Guy said sincerely.

The class representative of literature and art was amused, "Do you think so? Maybe I don't look fat. But I wanna be thinner."

Straight Guy earnestly commented, "You look fine. But your waist and legs are a little bit thick."

"...."

Straight Guy was confused why the class representative of literature and art refused to chat with him in the middle of a lovely conversation.

He told his roommates about the episode. They almost burst out laughing hearing what he said. Domineering Guy thought he must demonstrate a perfect answer under such a situation.

Then, Coquettish Guy firstly said, "I think I am getting fat recently."

Domineering Guy walked towards him and pinched his thin waist, "Nonsense. You are not fat. Plus I'm attracted to you no matter what. I will worry about you when you are too thin."

What Domineering Guy had said was so sincere. Coquettish Guy even blushed. Straight Guy was petrified. Soon after, he gave a thumb up, "Good! Very Good! Please demonstrate more in the future, otherwise I will piss off girls again."

Domineering Guy patted his foolish son's (Straight Guy) head, "Papa is willing to help you."

[20]

Straight Guy had the female classmate that he wanted to pursue, so he made up his mind to change himself from appearance to soul.

This weekend, he wanted to shop for some new clothes. His clothes were bought by his mom, they all looked too good-boyish, not cool at all. Straight Guy was worried about his own taste. Therefore, he managed to persuade his two brothers to come along.

Seeing him enter the fitting room with a pile of clothes, Domineering Guy and Coquettish Guy shivered in the heart.

Straight Guy came out from the fitting room in a bright shirt as they had expected, it was purple, could it be gayer?

Domineering Guy was startled, "Wow."

Coquettish Guy patted his shoulder, "Chill. It shows that he is indeed straight."

[21]

Straight Guy was hungry at night and was craving for barbecue. His little proposal was firmly rejected by Domineering Guy.

"It is too late to have food now. Moreover, supervisor of dorm will scold us when he sees us getting take-away at such late hour."

Straight Guy was so aggrieved that he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Ok. Forget it." He did not want to order alone.

After a while, Coquettish Guy said that he was hungry and felt like barbecue as well. That delighted Straight Guy. However, before he proposed that they could order together, Domineering Guy had already promptly taken his mobile phone out, "Let me see which restaurant serves fast."

Straight Guy was confused, "??? You said you didn't feel like anything."

Domineering Guy, "It was just proposed by you alone. Now that you both proposed it, it's a group activity. As a dormitory leader, I must join."