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DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS DAMNIT, I'M JUST WRITING THIS TO BURN OFF SOME STEAM. OKAY? THIS IS KINDA TRIGGERING SOOOO...

Okay- get this;

If you're gonna hang yourself, you gotta do it right. How? Well, that's simple.

Get a small stool under a ceiling fan. Make sure that someone you hate is there. You attach the rope to the ceiling fan, and you get your head in the hole. Alright, next you glance at the person you hate. You kick the stool, then the person that you hate turns the ceiling fan on. And, ta-da! Your lifeless body swings around the room!

Thanks for watching my Ted talk, have a nice and beautiful day!

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DAMNIT, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRY THIS. GET THAT ROPE DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW. NOW. GODDAMNIT- I WILL SMACK YOU WITH A FLYSWATTER!

OKAY, AGAIN, have a wondrous and joyful day!

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