Date A Invader (Badass Male reader x Date a Live)

Chapter 4 - Big daddy

"Jesus, that was close one!" Y/N sighed when they reached the house "Are sure she'll survive that?"

It was already night and house was dark.

"I hope not" She answered and pulled out keys.

"No wonder why she hate you that much" Y/N commented.

"You will get used to it" She opened the doors "You want to came in?"

"Of course..." Y/N followed her

Shiroi turned on the lights and little girl appeared out of nowhere.

[Quick note: She won't use her puppet that much and will talk more by herself]

"MOMMY!" She jumped on Shiori "Yoshi wants to eat!"

"I see you're a single mother. I wonder why...?" Y/N teased her

"NO I'M NOT!" Shiroi blushed

"Shiori. Don't. Want. Yoshi?" She started to cry

"No no no! I'm your mommy!" She hugged Yoshi and gave Y/N death glare.

"You really have a hand towards kids, do you?"

"Grrrrr"

Yoshi pointed at Y/N "Who is this, mommy?"

"Oh it's a Y/N, he will live from now on"

"Is he Yoshi daddy?"

"NO HE'S NOT"

"But Yoshi wants a daddy!" She cried out

"Don't worry!" Shiori start to stuttering from embarrassing "I'll... find one... soon... So lets cook your favorite potato stew!"

"Yeeey!" Yoshi let go of her and ran into kitchen.

They walked into the kitchen and Shiori grabbed an apron, while Y/N sat next to Yoshi.

"Hello, my name is Yoshin!" Puppet started to move

"It's nice to meet you Yoshin... I'm Y/N" He shook puppet hand and looked at Shiori preparing ingredients "So what will be today chef?"

"There's something in garbage can if you want to eat" She gave him death glare

Y/N stood up and suddenly teleported behind her.

"Oh don't be so cold..." He hugged her from behind "...Honey"

She turned red and her noose started to bleed.

"W-w-what are you doing" She asked embarrassed.

"You know..." Y/N hands were slowly claiming the holy land "You look good in this panties, but..."

"B-b-b-but?!" She started to trembling.

"...but you would look better without them" Y/N whipsered in her ear.

Her consciousness slowly faded away and Y/N put her gently on the ground.

"MOMMY!" Yoshi shouted and ran towards them.

"Don't worry!" Y/N calmed her down "Mommy was bit tired and had to sleep. Shall we make our own dinner?"

"Yeeeah!"

[15 minutes later]

"Ugh" Shiori slowly opened her eyes "Why I'm laying on the ground...?"

Flashback suddenly hit her and her nose started to bleeding again.

"NO" She started hitting wall with her head "I'M. NOT. THINKING. ABOUT. IT."

"Much better" She calmed down a bit "Wait... YOSHINO!"

She suddenly stood up and saw the weirdest BBQ ever in her life.

Y/N and Yoshi were siting outside near big dragonoid chicken impaled on a giant stick right above burning pentagram.

"Guten morgen!" Y/N waved to her after swallowing a solid bite of meat from his plate.

"Mommy mommy, this is yummy!" Yoshi said with mouth full of food.

"Yoshi! Don't talk with mouth full of food!" Y/N scolded her.

"Sorry" She swallowed food.

Shiori stared at them dumbfounded "What. The. F*ck?"

"Not joining us?" Y/N took another bite "This is pretty good!"

"Nah... I need to sleep or something... You guys have fun..." She started to slowly walking away "And Yoshi..." She started to slowly walking away.

"Yes mommy?"

"Can you guide Y/N to empty room once you're done?"

Puppet saluted her "It will be done m'lady!"

Shiori gave Y/N last death glare before going upstairs.

"I'll leave some in fridge for you!" Y/N shouted.

And so, the first day ended...