Date A Invader (Badass Male reader x Date a Live)

Chapter 17 - Weird night

"Hello everyone!" Y/N walked to hotel with two twins in school uniforms clinging to his arms and fridge on his back.

"Y/N..." Shiori expression turned dark "Who are they?"

"Can you stop going nuts for five minutes?" Y/N sighed.

"I'M NOT GOING NUTS!" Shiori shouted.

"Translation. She's jealous" One of twin teased her.

"I'M NOT!" Shiori blushed.

"Can you explain how you find those two and why DEM airship suddenly crashed into sea?" Reine took a sip from her mug.

"This is Kaguya and Yuzuru, a fellow spirits" Y/N answered "And I might have blowed that one up..."

"You can't be left alone for few hours, do you?" Shiori sighed and looked at Reine "So, he need to date those two now?"

"Answer. Correct" Yuzuru said with her robotic voice "Y/N will have to date us and decide who is the best one"

"Fine, but before that you need to come with me" Reine said and stood up.

"And why we should do that?" Kaguya looked at her suspicious.

"To teach you some basics, Y/N is sometimes denser than black hole" She answered.

"Hey!" Y/N gave her death glare.

"Shiori, give Y/N some information about proper dating" Reine said unfazed and walked to her room with twins.

"Does that guy really need one?" Shiori looked at her surprised.

"If you don't want to him go nuts again, then yes" She disappeared behind a corner.

"So, you're going to teach me secrets art of lesbomancy?" Y/N smirked.

"Say that one god damn time again and I will poison you" Shiori gave him death glare.

"Let's go to my room first, shall we?" He started walking to his room.

"If you tried to do something funny..." Shiori warned him.

"Want a magic candy?" Y/N pulled out a candy.

"Y/N..."

"Sorry, I couldn't help myself" He smiled and opened doors to his room "Ladies first"

He turned on lights and saw standard hotel room with two beds and his bags in corner.

"Why I'm getting bad vibes from you?" She looked at him suspicious.

"If I wanted to rape you, I would do that already" Y/N smiled and walked inside.

"Asshole..." Shiori mumbled under her nose.

They both sat down on bed

"It's simple" Shiori took a deep breath "You need a spirit to fall in love with you and kiss it to seal its power. Any questions?"

"With tongue or not?" Y/N suddenly asked.

"OF COURSE NOT!" Shiori blushed "You only need your lips to meet!"

"Oh thank god" Y/N let ou sigh of relive "I though you did that to Yoshi for a second"

"I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!" Shiori shouted at him.

"But you still hit on her you god damn pedophile!" Y/N pointed finger at her.

"Now you're just messing with me" Shiori gave him death glare "No wonders why girls don't fall for you..."

"Yeah" Y/N smirked "Tell that to my local fan club, your sister and yourself"

"I'M NOT..." Her expression suddenly changed "F*ck it. I admit. I like you"

"So you want me?" Y/N teased her.

"If you could at least PRETEND to be normal guy, then I would be your girlfriend" She blushed.

"I'm perfectly normal, I don't know what you're talking about-" Y/N started but Shiori interrupted him.

"By what definition?!" She shouted "I left you alone twice, and you already killed people and blowed up a whole airship! Not to mention I'm afraid to lose my life every time I go out with you!"

"In world where I came from..." Y/N started "...We kill each other on daily basic for our covenants and marriage is basically stabbing someone with sword in face..."

"What kind of f*cked up world do you had to come from?..." Shiori facepalmed.

"One where you need to git gud to live longer" Y/N shook his arms.

"Let's just end this topic..." She sighed "All you need to do is follow Reine commands and follow the flow. Even you can do that, right?"

"Perhaps" Y/N smirked.

"Y/N, for god sake and everything holy..." She gritted her teeth "Can you be serious for FIVE minutes?!"

"Yeah, bang bunch of girls to save the world" Y/N rolled his eyes "Everyone would take that serious sober"

"You know what?" Shiori stood up "It's your problem now!"

She walked outside and slammed the doors.

"This is both amusing and confusing" Y/N yawned "Time to sleep!"

He changed clothes and quickly fall asleep.

"Y/N..." Familiar voice woke him up in middle of night.

"What the..." He looked under quilt and saw twins clinging to him

"Hey Y/N..." Kaguya whispered to his ears

"...To have fun with us?" Yuzuru finished.

"You dared to disturb my sleep..." Y/N said with cold tone "...Now prepare to die"

It was at this moment the twins knew, they f*cked up.