'Men, I never expected them to have cure for hangover...' Y/N though as he was approaching his house and opened the front doors "...I'm home!"
Shiori in white dress was waiting in living room.
"What did you take so long?" Shiori wearing gorgeous white dress walked out of living room.
"I'm still drunk or you just became attractive?" Y/N blinked confused as Shiori walked to him.
"You were drunk when you sent that message, do you?" Shiori said after smelling his breath.
"Drunk and high" Y/N corrected her.
"GOD F*CKING DAMIT!" She kicked the steel pipe of hanger and kneeled while holding her toe.
"You need a healing?" Y/N asked, holding medigun.
"F*CK OFF Y/N!" She showed him middle finger "Go wash your teeth and change, NOW!"
"First you're telling me to f*ck off, second later you still want to go on date..." Y/N walked upstairs "Chill out first and then decide, I'll be in my room!"
He opened the doors to his room and saw Mana in dark-blue underwear tied to his bed.
"Welcome home Master, I prepared a treat for you..." She said with blush on her face.
"You want my d*ck or attention?" Y/N yawned.
"I WANT YOUR SOUL" Mana suddenly said in demonic voice
Y/N didn't said a word. He opened the wardrobe, put on priest robe and grabbed bible.
"Oh for f*ck sake..." Mana rolled her eyes.
"Defender of human race, look down with pity on this servant..." Y/N opened the bible and started praying.
"Skip the foreplay and rape me already!" Mana tried to interrupt him, but he ignored her.
"SILENCE!" Y/N smacked her with a bible "Holy lord, all mighty father, everlasting god and father of our lord Jesus Christ and virgin Marry's baby daddy.
Mana started laughing in demonic voice.
"HOLY LORD ALL MIGHT FATHER WHO ONCE SENTENCED THAT FALLEN TYRANT TO THE FLAMES OF HELL, WHO SENT HIS ONLY SON TO THE WORLD TO CRUSH THE EVIL TIGER. In the name of father, the son and--"
"Jokes on you! I'M BLACK!" Mana laughed and Y/N went silent for a while.
"READ NIGGA, READ!" He put holy bible right in front of her eyes.
"NOOO!" She screamed out and looked away.
"In the name of father, the son and my holy Glock..." Y/N pulled out Glock and aimed at her "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY B*TH!"
"Hahahaha!" She laughed in his face "I know you won't hurt her, fool!"
"Do I look like a give a f*ck?"
"Yes!--" She was immediately shot in the leg "I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING!"
"In the name of everything holy, get the hell out of here nigga!" Y/N ordered her.
"...I HAVE WIFE AND HUNGRY CHILDREN, I NEED SOUL TO FEED THEM FOR F*CK SA--" She got shot in another leg.
"CURSE IN THIS CHRISTIAN ROOM, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERF*CKED!"
"But you just did that!" Mana pointed out.
"YOU WANT TO TALK OR LIVE?!" Y/N pointed Glock at her head.
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Date A Invader (Badass Male reader x Date a Live)
FanfictionAfter being killed by angry pilot, Y/N landed in the Abyss and meet Four Kings of the Abyss. They made deal with him and reincarnated to Date A Live universe where Shido is genderbended and he accidently took away her powers of sealing spirits. So n...
