"Good morning ladies" Y/N entered kitchen along with Natsumi.
Nobody else was in kitchen, except for sleepy Shiori eating breakfast and drinking tea.
"Good morning" Shiori looked at them with confusion "Why are you up so early?"
"We decided to skip the foreplay" Natsumi casually answered.
"Whatever..." Shiori rolled her eyes and looked at Y/N "Why did you suddenly ended date with Kaguya and Yuzuru? I thought you had good time"
"I did, but then bunch of terrorist busted in and took hostages" Y/N sighed.
"What happened after? Did you beaten the crap out of them, like you did to that guy on our date?" Shiori stood up and walked to the fridge
"No, Fuze came and hostage problem was no more" Y/N stole bacon from her plate while she wasn't looking and ate it.
"At least everything ended and everyone was saved" Shiori started cooking and Y/N looked away "What you're going to do now?"
"Play all day and watch anime at night" Y/N answered.
"Are serious?!" Shiori looked at him with disappointment in her eyes "You could literally bring peace, cure cancer and god knows how much more, but you're going to just play some video games whole day?!"
"Why bother doing that when there always will be an idiot that will screw everything up?"
"But..."
"...But everything will go to hell anyway. I don't have responsibility to save your world from consequences of your own actions, I have my own world to rule" Y/N explained.
"That's really cold" Natsumi commented "What about us? You seem to care"
"Yes I do, hentai too" Y/N started laughing.
"He just wanted to use that line, didn't he" Shiori sighed and put plates with breakfast right in front of them.
"You're god damn right"
"Eat the f*cking most important meal and go out with Mana" She gave him threatening glare
"How about no?"
"Do you want me to go from being your cute little b*th..." She pulled out a pan "...To: I'M GOING TO MAKE EVERY PART OF YOUR ANCESTOR'S DNA TREMBLE IN FEAR BEFORE MY FRYING PAN"
"F*ck you pan wielder, you have no power here!" Y/N laughed in her face.
"Why are you so loud..." Mana in blue pyjama walked in and saw Shiori raising the pan above head with rage in her eyes.
"It's nothing!" Shiori quickly smiled and threw pan in random direction, breaking the window in process "You're going out with Y/N, so both of you hurry up and eat the damned breakfast"
"Going out? You mean date?" Mana blushed "He was my boyfriend or something?!"
"She's so innocent after she lost her memories" Y/N smiled "But I still won't give up my gaming life"
"Yes you will" Shiori started approaching him.
"Oh? You're approaching me?" Y/N smirked.
She got close to him and whispered something to his ear.
"NANI?!" Y/N looked with confusion at Shiori who was blushing and smirking at the same time "ZU WARDU!"
Y/N and Mana disappeared without a trace.
"I don't know what you said to him, but I got bad feelings about this..." Natsumi commented.
"Don't worry, you will like it" Shiroi looked at her with mysterious smile.
"Umm..."
Meanwhile Takasugi was siting on chair in her room wearing black pyjama and browsing internet on her phone.
"Nothing interesting today" She sighed, switched to picture of Y/N and put her hand in pants "Let's kill some time then--"
"Takasugi!" Y/N and Mana appeared out of nowhere near her, causing her to to fall on the floor with chair and lay there in shock for a good minute.
"How did you get in there?!" Takasugi shouted out, completely embarrassed.
"Magic" Y/N answered.
"You almost gave me a heart attack! You can't just appear in front of people out of nowhere!" Takasugi pointed out.
"I know that, but I just wanted to bone you" Y/N smiled.
"B-bone me?" Her face turned red.
"In terms of spook, not thing you just were thinking of" Y/N teased her "Put some clothes on, we're going out!"
He walked outside, leaving Mana and Takasugi in awkward silence.
"Hi, I'm Mana" She introduced herself awkwardly.
"It's nice to meet you... I guess?" Takasugi looked at her pyjama "I can't leave you like that, can't I?"
Meanwhile in kitchen...
"What the f*ck are you doing here Y/N?!" Ellen screamed at Y/N.
"I wanted to ask the same thing. Shouldn't you be busy with some kind of evil plans instead of spending some quality time with your daughter?" Y/N fired back at her.
"How dare you!" Ellen face became red "I thought you would understand what I have go through!"
"And I thought you would allow her to do what she wants"
"I do, but not with you!"
"And why not? Too scared she would care more about me than you?"
"Maybe because I don't want her being hurt! Do you think you really can protect her?!"
"B*th I can turn this world into a toilet paper, are you telling me that I can't protect her?"
"Wouldn't you be the one to f*ck her up then?!"
"I actually wouldn't mind that..."
"Do you really think you will be my son-in-law?! Think twice!"
"Good thing you won't be my mother-in-law because you adopted her!"
"THE F*CK YOU JUST SAID TO ME YOU LITTLE SH*T?!"
"I AM YOUR GOD, DO NOT F*CK WITH ME PUNNY MORTAL"
"A GOD OF WHIPPING OWN ASS WITH YOUR OWN TONGUE, SO SHITTY THAT I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOUR WITH A OLD STICK"
"STILL NOT SHITTY AS YOUR PARENTING SKILLS"
"HOW ABOUT I'LL BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF YOU RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW?!"
"TRY ME B*TH, THIS TIME YOUR BELOVED OLD FAGGOT WON'T BE HERE TO SAVE YOU"
"I'LL PUT YOU BACK IN PLACE WITHOUT HIS HELP!"
"AND I'LL SHOVE THAT PLACE UP YOUR ASS!"
Ellen phone suddenly vibrated, interrupting whole blow-up that shook whole kitchen.
"What the f*ck do you want?!" She shouted to the phone. Both of them were staring at each other with malicious intent.
"Fine! I'll be there soon!" Ellen crushed phone in her hand and threw it away "You're lucky that I have work to do, we will continue this later!"
"Running out of lines already?" Y/N watched her putting on jacket.
"F*ck you!" She gave him middle finger.
"F*ck you too!" He gave her two middle fingers and she slammed front doors behind her, with force that almost destroyed them.
After a few deep breaths, Y/N finally calmed down and walked back to Takasugi room.
Takasugi and Mana were wearing the same black hoodie and jeans, siting on bed with scared and pale faces.
"We just had a small talk, don't worry about that!" Y/N smiled "Everything is fine now, don't be scared"
'DAMN, they look sexy together!'
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Date A Invader (Badass Male reader x Date a Live)
FanfictionAfter being killed by angry pilot, Y/N landed in the Abyss and meet Four Kings of the Abyss. They made deal with him and reincarnated to Date A Live universe where Shido is genderbended and he accidently took away her powers of sealing spirits. So n...
