SCP: Containment Breach Oneshots

More SCP Headcanons

Headcanons for your consumption

049:

★ Gentleman thru and thru

★ Hates the cold

★ makes soft pigeon noises

096:

★ I cannot emphasize enough - baby

★ very gentle

★ likes soft things like blankets

★ is so cold... Pls give him pants......

079:

★ plays despacito on the overhead speakers

★ would kill you dead if he had hands

★ would drink tea if he could

★ also polite but in a mean way

682:

★ likes to have his fur brushed (but will never say)

★ is pretty chill with classical music

★ has a staring contest with his surveillance cameras

★ when he typed to 079 he had to like, tap super slow with one finger like a grandma

106:

★ is that one grandpa who laughs at the suffering of his neighbors

★ will beat you to death with his cane

★ give him his pudding for the love of god

★ wears old man sweaters and sweatpants

173:

★ is very very patient

★ angry about something or other

★ doesn't want hugs

★ too tall to break anything but necks

035:

★ could 100% escape if he wanted to but doesn't bc he thinks the Foundation is funny

★ is happy to help if you help him first

★ is just in it for the lols