Two bros and The Internet

•Chapter 22•

[Sean's POV]:

I heard the door slam shut and Mark shriek. I raced downsatirs again, sick and tired of hiding from trick or treaters.

"Mark, did the 5-year-old's costume scare you that much that you had to do an elephant impersonation?" I say sadistically.

"N-No Jack- Just come look." He responds, looking slightly on edge.

He took my hand and lead me to the front door.

"What's so interesting about the door? Is it mahogany or some-" I'm cut off when he opens the door and we are faced with a horse. I could hear two very muffled voices grunting from it. The thing walked in our house and we later discovered that it was a horse costume. Wade was wearing a horse mask and front, and Bob was wearing a horse torso and saddle and was stuck at the back.

Mark and I stared at Bob and Wade with the 'really...' face, meanwhilst Ethan and Tyler were howling their butts off. Sure, they hadn't said they were Bob and Wade, but it was pretty obvious.

"Neigh. I'm a horse. Give me beer and candy." Bob groans unenthusiastically. Wade growls.

"C'mon Bob! I didn't do all of that character development for you to stop acting at the last minute!" Wade says, sounding really bummed out.

"Wade, I've been hunched over, holding your waist for the past 45 minutes. I'm going to break my back. I hate you so fucking much." Comes the reply from under the brown sheet. Man, I felt bad for poor Bob.

Bob threw the covers off and stood up, pulling his glasses off his sweaty, red face. Wade stood there as the horses remains draped to the floor sorrowfully.

"Boooobbbbbbb!!" He whined, pulling off the costume (May I add, with great struggle.)

"Next time we do this, you're the rear end. Your farts, dear lord your farts..." Bob said, plopping himself down exhaustedly on the sofa. Wade skulked over and sat on the sofa too.

I giggled to myself and my eyes met Mark's. Our expressions suddenly changed into one of slight worry. We hadn't told the pair that we were a thing, and I highly doubt Tyler and Ethan would have.

Me and Mark walk over to the bunch and we spent a few minutes discussing our costumes. I decided to lay off of doing Anti's voice and head motions as it was quite embarrassing and I just thought it was uncomfortable. Dark-- I mean Mark decided to not tell the group I called him 'Master Markiplier' as they may get the wrong idea. Ethan was a ladybug. That was it. Tyler was the companion cube which Bob seemed to think was awesome. Bob and Wade... well, they didn't need to explain.

"Guys let's play a game!" Mark says enthusiastically, wanting us all to have fun together.

"Sure." We all agree, and he goes outside and puts up a sign telling people we don't do trick or treat.

I see Tyler and Ethan whispering to each other and snickering.

"If you got something to say, tell the group," Mark says as if he's scolding elementary school kids.

"Well, we thought we could play twister, or spin the bottle or truth or dare. Or whatever. We just thought they'd be fun." Tyler says nonchalantly. I didn't really see the harm in those, but I saw Mark get a worried expression.

"I'm not sure that's a good-" But he's cut off by Bob.

"OH! That's an amazing idea!! Let's do that!" Bob shouts and Wade nods. I grin enthusiastically.

We settled on spin the bottle first, but we added a twist. The regular rules of spin the bottle are that you have to spin a bottle whilst people sit in a circle. Whoever it lands on first has to kiss whoever the bottle points to the second time it's spun. Now, the twist we added for the sake of their heterosexual needs and girlfriends and such is that if you don't want to, you put $5 in a pot. Whoever actually does the kiss gets however much money has accumulated in the pot. Sound good? Okay.