Avengers Infinity War & Endgame Recap Raps

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"So remember the recap rap that we watched?" H asked everyone as they sat down.

"Yeah, of let me guess! Is this the sequel?!" All Might asked excitedly as if he was a child.

"Yep, so let's get into it!" H said.

"Ragnarok had a hopeful close. Forget that those bros are toast. Scrap the baddie from Avengers one, cause lavender zaddy's on a scavenger hunt," the narrator said as the screen shows All For One killing Endeavour while a trapped All Might watches.

"Well that started off dark," Tokoyami said as All Might flinched from seeing his worry enemy kill his friend.

"Sato comes from beneath the stair. Battle in robes & athleisure-wear. Magic & nano-tech. Spidey comes swinging in. Then they go to space & the Hulk stays impotent," the narrator says as Sato is unable to make the Hulk come out.

"Ha, sugar loser can't use his powers," Bakugou said happily as Sato was preparing to punch the explosion user. Then Ojiro stops him.

"Cut to Yaoyoruzo & Ojiro in Scotland. Cronies interrupt, Izu's beard stops them. Izu's beard, so full and celan. Those beautiful bristles own every scene," The narator says as we see a montage of shots showing Midoriya's beard.

"This guy is really obsessed with you beard, but I can't blame him. You look really good with one," Mina says, making Midoriya blush.

"Yagi's in on the guardian experience. Get 20/20. Sees giant Tyrion. Make an exe with the help of fever dream team. Star cross fit and the arm of a tree teen," The narrator says quickly as the screen shows Koda cutting off his arm to make a handle for an axe.

"Hmm," is Koda's reaction.

"Jirou cant get her dad to slip. Thwarted by the power of an acid trip. Red Skull sherapas a bond in the worst way. Crappy end to take your daughter to work day," the narrator says jokingly as the screen shows All For One killing Jirou by throwing her off a cliff.

"What!" How dare he!" Kaminari yells in anger, making Jirou blush as his actions for her.

'1st my fellow hero, & now one of my students!? I must stop him,' All Might thinks to himself in shame.

"Now Ayaoma is feeling the vibes. Odds are 1 in 14,000,605.

"That's the odds of us winning!?" Kirishima says in shock. This also shocks everyone else in the theatre. There is a major possibility that they might lose.

"Ganging up on AFO, everybody hold on! Almost got it, but Denki is a moron," the narrator says as the screen shows Kaminari punching All For One in the face as they are about to get the gauntlet off.

"Dang it Kaminari! You just cost us our lives most likely!" Sero said in anger as Kaminari held his head low in shame. He was legit depressed that he most likely just got everyone killed in that universe.

"Wakanda opens up. CGI war. Todo-Rocket, double scarlet, storm breakin' Yagi. Ojiro's mind wrecked to complete the set. Then an axe to the chest. 'You should have gone for the head." Oh snap! I mean he said he would. 'Mr. Stark I don't feel so good.' Aizawa sends a page right before he hits the bucket. AFO is popped, but boy was he productive," The narrator finished as it showed half the cast dying. Todoroki, Tokoyamki, Asui, Yaoyoruzo, Koda, Kaminari, Hagakure, Shoji, Aoyama, & Kota all die.

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