Baekhyunie: OH BITCH YOU GON GIVE ME MY DAMN RAMEN

Channie: I don't understand why we're still fighting after 9 hours, Your ramen is cold and hard, Why do you even want to eat it now?

Baekhyunie: THATS BECAUSE YOU LET IT GET COLD AND BECOME CRUSTY You old giant.

Channie: Can you stop calling me names now?

Baekhyunie: Nah bitch, I'm actually in good mood since I won our argument.

Channie: You didn't win, You just won because you said 'I' Made your ramen get cold, Bitch it's 3:48 am in the morning, We need sleep.

Baekhyunie: Actually I don't need sleep, I just need a good ass fuck.

Channie: I'm tired Baek, Maybe tomorrow?

Baekhyunie: I'll do all the work.

Channie: Deal.

7:52 Am

SoftJongin: are we just going to ignore what Baek and Chan said last night or....?

Softsoo: Yeah, "I need a good fuck"
"I'll do all the work" and they thought we weren't going to comment on it pffftttft they don't know us at all.

SoftJongin: I know right, But a good fuck does sound good about now.

Softsoo: I gotcha baby boy.

Babypanda: uM- and I'm suddenly uncomfortable...

Galaxydaddy: Your Okay Baby, Do you need cuddles?

Babypanda: Yes please, I need to get away from this chat for awhile, Its stressing me out and I need a de-stresser.

Galaxydaddy: Okay Baby.

Sehunnie: I'm horny.

XiLulu: I might be able to help you with that, I was already planning to come to Seoul this weekend, Now I have a reason to come.

Sehunnie: Yes please.

MarshmallowXiu: Am I the only one is not horny and actually have normal hormones?

Chenniebear: .... I'm actually horny.

MarshmallowXiu: Do you want help?

Chenniebear: Yes please 🥺

Myeonnie: Welp, Looks Like it's just me and me, Lay is at work and I'm alone... So now...

Myeonnie: OOOOH OOOH IM JUST TRYNA GET YOU IN THE MOOD

Myeonnie: NOW BLOW IT LIKE A FLUTE

Myeonnie: SHOW ME WHAT IT DO

XiLulu: SHUT UP SUHOE

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