Hermitcraft Oneshots

Bdubs summoning soup demons

Written by:
Lucy_The_Llamacorn
AjexxanAlterline
hapyhappiness
DracoDragonGirl
thebirdfantasy

Bdubs sat flicking through a cookbook given to him by Iskall. On the front of the book there was a slime block, above which was a title that read 'Iskall's Iskallium Cookbook v8.5'. It appeared that every single recipe involved the slimy block, which confused, but intrigued Bdubs. While flicking through, he found a recipe titled 'hellishly spicy iskallium soup'. There appeared to be a warning in bold text under it, but Bdubs rolled his eyes wondering what could possibly be so dangerous, and started pulling ingredients out. As Bdubs pull out more ingredients, he was judging Iskall more and more. I mean, who the hell put fresh blood into a soup?. Apparently Iskall and now Bdubs. What has life become? All for this sPiCy soup as well. It better be worth it.

Bdubs stared at the 'freshly murdered chicken' on the page for a long while, almost as if the book was his greatest enemy. He slammed his head onto the table.

Once Bdubs got all the ingredients he couldn't help but groaned. That was a real journey. He started following the recipe, boiling the blood and cutting up the chicken. It was a strange recipe, but it definitely had to be worth it. Bdubs added in the final ingredient (half a cup of lava.) and began stirring it over the stove. For 13 minutes, like the recipe said, he stirred it for a minute for two minute intervals, singing along to Elybeatmaker remixes. "It should be done now!" he announced to no one, taking a whiff of the smell. "Man, that smells weird!" He left it to cool for a few minutes, then came back with a bowl to try it in and a large spoon thing to pour it.

"Ay, it's not nice to pour a newly summoned demon into a soup bowl; are you a cannibal or something!"

Bdubs immediately yelped and dropped everything he was holding, which happened to make a large lumpy mess all over the floor. Back to the subject, Bdubs looked back up to his mixing bowl to find a large creature wearing red pulling themselves out of the bowl. The monster, struggling to get out, turned to Bdubs and threw his hand over to him.

"If you could help me here, that would be great!" He said in anger since the scared Bdubs was currently doing nothing.

After the soup-man requested Budubs help, snapping him out of his scared trace, Bdubs grabbed his hand and pulled him out. After he was standing up on the ground in front of him, Bdubs couldn't help but notice not only the fact that he had horns, wings and a tail, but he was also taller than him. Blasphemy!

The horned soupman dusted themselves off and wiped some of the soup off, clearly annoyed. Bdubs glanced to the side as he tried to think on what to say. Before he thought 'Fuck it' and just ask his completely normal question."Are you a demon?"

"Um, maybe?" the soupdemon replied sheepishly.

Bdubs muttered about being hungry under his breath and asked the soupguy's name.

"Oh, it's Ognat," the demon replied, "What's yours?"

Bdubs narrowed his eyes, not completely convinced the demonsoup existed. "Bdubs... But really, why are you here?"

"I didn't want to be here! I think i was summoned- wait- was it you who summoned me?"

Bdubs shrugged. "I don't know! If making hellishly spicy iskallium soup. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOUP!" He grabbed Iskalls cookbook and started flipping through the pages.