Leafy: It's been 30 minutes and I only traveled 5 miles wtf?? This is going to take ages.
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Leafy: PUFFBALL
Puffball: who are you and how the fuck do you know my name
Leafy: I don't know. Anyway, can you help me get to Yoyleland?
Puffball: I still have no damn clue who you are
Leafy: Please?
Puffball: I don't even know you.
Leafy: Pretty please?
Puffball: nO
Leafy: pwetty pwease with spwinkles on top?
Puffball: FOLDY WHAT IS THIS THING
Foldy approaches them
Foldy: that's a leaf
Puffball: OKAY BUT WHY IS IT TALKING TO ME? WHY IS IT ALIVE?
Foldy: It's Leafy.
Puffball: OH GOD IT'S A WILD LEAFY. GOLFBALL!!!
Leafy: god fucking damnitWill Leafy safely run off? (Spoiler alert: sorta)
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Leafy's Adventure
HumorYou're joining Leafy on her adventurous trek to retrieve yoyleberries. Wait, you want to know why? It's for Bubble, you goon. Information: • Takes place in-between BFB 15 and 16 • Contains explicit language • Why did I write this