Leafy's Adventure

•Mommy I'm scared•

Leafy: Um... Oh I recognize this desert place thing. So I'd better be heading- wait huh?
Ice Cube: I WANT REVENGE
Leafy: shouldn't you be melting
Ice Cube:
Leafy:
Ice Cube:
Leafy: oh also can I reduce your name to Icy
Icy: THAT IS A HORRIBLE THING TO DO. RENAMING ME WITHOUT EVEN DISCUSSING IT WITH ME FIRST. I'M GOING TO
Leafy: But I asked first :(
Icy: YOU RENAMED ME BEFORE I EVEN ANSWERED
Leafy: Ok shut up before I Blue Skidoo you to the F tier on everyone's tier list
Icy: OH SO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME ISN'T THAT TRUE?
Leafy: what
Icy: THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE AN IMBECILE. YOU'RE A FUCKING IMBE
Leafy: OKAY SHUT UP
Icy: FUCKING IMBECILE
Leafy: CHILL
Icy: YOU I M B e C I L e

...

Leafy: Hi Teardrop
Icy's melted corpse:
Leafy: You're very quiet. Just like those good ol days in 2010.
Icy's melted corpse:
Leafy: I'm off now. Bye.

Leafy gradually dried and shriveled up
Leafy: I. Need. Water.
Actual TD: existing
Leafy: Hello Teardrop. Would you mind telling me where you live?
TD:
Leafy: Thanks! I'll go consume your entire family now!
Leafy ran toward a nearby oasis
Leafy: W A T E R
Leafy downed the water faster than my happiness dissipated when we got IDFB instead of BFDIA 6
Leafy: Oh shit did I actually drink all of it
Oasis: ye
Leafy: OH MY GOD WHY IS THE OASIS TALKING
Oasis: :(
Leafy: AAAAAAA
Leafy then ran away at light speed

...

Leafy: Oh hi
Evil Leafy: O_O
Leafy: I have to go now
Evil Leafy: Wai t
Leafy: ?
Evil Leafy: قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر
Leafy: ok
Evil Leafy: قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر قصاصات أظافر
Leafy: OKAY PLEASE STOP CHANTING "NAIL CLIPPINGS" IN ARABIC
Evil Leafy:
Leafy: Thank you!
Evil Leafy: O_O
Leafy: huh?
Evil Leafy: O_O
Leafy: nervous sweating
Evil Leafy: 0_0
Leafy:
Evil Leafy:

What happened to our leaf child? Find out when... I don't know. Find out some day.