Leafy walks inside the temple and finds oodles of paper slips. She notices that there's conveyer belts and machines and security cameras inside.
Leafy: wait a minute
She checks the footage on the security camera
12/7/12
Yellow Face is recording an advertisement inside a paper slips factory, when all of a sudden, Purple Face breaks in through the window and throws in bug bait, attracting a bunch of bugs into the factory. Yellow Face flees the building, and so does Purple Face.
Leafy: wow. Gets out her phone and writes a call-out post about PF on Twitter
Will Purple Face survive the swarm of angry 9 year old- oh wait the chapter isn't over yet
Leafy: Wait a minute, is that-
Leafy grabs a paper slips
Leafy: Is that the product I scammed the Announcer with? I feel bad. Maybe I should apologize.
She calls announcer, but no answer. She calls again, and again, and again, but all she gets is a minute of ringing and a prompt to voicemail.
Leafy: Jesus Christ what happened to him- oh I don't really have time to be figuring that out right now. WAIT. WHY AM I EXPLORING A TEMPLE? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING AWAY FROM GB AND TB AND FINDING YOYLEBERRIES. AAAA
Leafy runs off towards Yoyleland
...
Leafy: Huff, puff, sIGH. If only I had that map. Wait a minute-
Leafy draws a map with some dollar store paper and roseart crayons
Leafy: There we go. Now...
Blue Skidoo, we can too!
...
B-but that always works? I-
You horrid disgusting cow
Wait, where did that thought come fro-
Golfball: HAHA, WITH MY AMAZING TRIED AND TESTED MIND READING MACHINE, YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HIDE! and also ignore the fact that it lets you read one of my thoughts as well-
Leafy approaches the mind reading machine and snaps it in half
Golfball: NO D''':::
Leafy: wtf why is everything made of fragile material lately-
Golfball: die
Leafy:
Golfball:
Leafy breaks into a sprint and gets chased by Golfball
Golfball: LO AND BEHOLD, MY AMAZING ROCKET SKATES!
Leafy: hm, I wonder if I can...
Leafy grabs one of Golfball's skates and snaps it in half
Leafy: Where do you buy these at? I'll be sure not to buy from that place.
Golfball: I made them you dimwit
Leafy: I see. No wonder they're so terri-
Golfball: WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK? I CALL IT YOU'RE DEAD
Leafy: oh my tree wHy do you have A LAZER GUN OH GOD AAA
Will Leafy survive GB's intimidating Dollar General lazer gun that's rated safe for kids 3 and above? Find out in the next chapter.
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Leafy's Adventure
HumorYou're joining Leafy on her adventurous trek to retrieve yoyleberries. Wait, you want to know why? It's for Bubble, you goon. Information: • Takes place in-between BFB 15 and 16 • Contains explicit language • Why did I write this
