•Orange sucks•

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Time skip by uhhh god knows how long
Haha just kidding time skip by like uhh 2 days

Ruby, in a raspy voice: I nEEd. wAtEr.
Leafy, also in a raspy voice: I. nEEd chEEsy. brEAdstICKs.
Ruby: whAT. if wE. AskEd. gOd vEry. nIcELy.
Leafy: Ok. Ay.

Ruby, still in a raspy voice: HEY. GOD CAN YO.U GIVE US. WATER AND. CHEESY. BREADSTICKS! NOOWW!!
God: No.
Ruby: W.HY NOT :((
God: I want orange things to decorate my imaginary house with because orange smells good. Bring me every orange thing on the surface of this disgusting planet I regret creating.
Leafy, who was so shocked she ignored the fact that she was supposed to pretend to be cheesy breadstick deprived to concern the readers: OKAY WHAT?? HOW IS THAT A FAIR DEAL? I'D DIE BY THE TIME I FINISHED THAT.
Ruby: Un. lESs-
Leafy: AND I HATE ORANGE FOR REASONS YOU SHOULD KNOW!!

God: She hates orange becau-
Ruby, also ignoring the fact that she's supposed to be pretending to be suffering to concern the readers: Becausssee??
God:
Ruby:
God: She hates orange becau-
Thunder: boom pow thunder noises epic boom boom
God:
Thunder:
God: She hates orange becau-

Alright God I'm gonna cut you off right there
God:
Shut up God I don't care
Anyway uhh I couldn't think of anything to write these past 3 weeks and then I finally came up with this
Find out why Leafy hates orange next chapter!! And maybe find out what Ruby forgot to bring with her.

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