Leafy's Adventure

•So far away•

Leafy: Hmm. Uhhh. Which direction am I supposed to be going?
Leafy's severly outdated phone: leafy you buffoon. you swine. you udder disappointment to the entirety of plantkind. it's that way.
Leafy: uhhh??
Leafy's severly outdated phone: that way
Leafy: hey you know I can't see where you're "pointing" right?
Leafy's severly outdated phone: GRR!!! TURN AROUND ABOUT 36° COUNTERCLOCKWISE AND WALK STRAIGHT FOR 2 YEARS!!
Leafy: Oh, right, I forgot. It takes forever to walk there.

Some walking later
Leafy: I'm. So. Tired. How many miles left?
Leafy's severly outdated phone: 2762 miles.
Leafy: I
Leafy's severly outdated phone: wow what amazing stamina you have there my oh so amazing owner
Leafy: sob

Another day of walking later
Leafy: How many now?
Leafy's severly outdated phone: 2760 miles. that's one mile more of walking than last time
Leafy: AAAA

Several weeks of walking later
Leafy: Okay, am I any closer?
Leafy's severly outdated phone: 2677 miles left. pretty good if you ask me. just kidding, it's terrible. that's an average of around 1½ miles a day. lazy poopoo head
Leafy: I could really use some actual company!
Leafy's severly outdated phone: I take major offense to that

Light-years of walking later
Leafy's severly outdated phone: lol wait did the author seriously just use light-years as a time measurement? idiot author
Leafy: That's mean! I'm sure she put lots of effort into this story!
Leafy's severly stinky phone: wait why are you suddenly breaking the 4th dimension when you believed this was real life quite a few chapters ago
Leafy: uhhhh

Five eons later
Leafy: Please tell me we're there.
Leafy's severly outdated phone: we still have about 2763 miles of walking
Leafy: WAIT WHAT
Leafy's severly outdated phone: don't you remember? your luck is so terrible that you got blown back to Goiky by a tornado or hurricane or by the wind every time we were only 5 miles away from Yoyleland
Leafy: autotuned baby crying.mp3
Leafy's severly outdated phone: why do we need to get bubble yoyleberries anyway? why do you suddenly want her friendship back?
Leafy: Errr…

I'll be gone for about two weeks so I can focus on something else. Again.
In the meantime, maybe you could try and figure out why Leafy wants to reconcile with Bubble.
I also may have hidden something in this chapter. Look carefully.