Golfball: Watch this Leafy, I'll finally avenge the loss of Dream Island!
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pe
Leafy: Grabs the lasers and snaps them in half
Golfball: WHY DO YOU KEEP SNAPPING EVERYTHING IN HAL- HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SNAPPING EVERYTHING IN HALF
Leafy: Good question. I honestly have no clue.
Golfball: gRRRR I'M GOING TO CALL MY LAWYER ON YOU AND I WILL SUE YOU AND I WILL USE THE MONEY TO HELP FIREY GET DREAM ISLAND BACK and...
Golfball's voice slowly got fainter as Leafy ran away
Leafy: Jesus Christ why is everybody after me today? Also um I should probably download a GPS on my phone so I can find Yoyleland-
"This update is not supported on your device"
Leafy: WHY? MY PHONE IS ONLY 10 YEARS OLD????? Wait. Wait. I have the map to Yoyleland memorized. So... WAIT I SEE THE MOUNTAIN RIGHT OVER THERE
Mountain: mountain noises
Leafy: YES.
Leafy zips over to the mountain and tries to climb it, only to discover that it's cardboard.
Leafy: I-
Behind the cardboard is the actual mountain
Leafy: I-
Behind the mountain lay purple plains with yoyleberry bushes.
Leafy: How am I already here? Welp, guess I should gather up some-
The wind blows Leafy all the way back to Goiky
Leafy: W H Y
Bubble: Woiy are you back here without moiy yoiyleberries?
Leafy: Did you see that? The wind is a fucking asshole. I'm cancelling the wind on Twitter.
"Dear fellow lizards,
I would like to announce that on my trip to Yoyleland, I have been blown all the way back to Goiky by the wind. Please cancel the wind and make sure they lose all their 7.8 billion followers.
Unsincerely because the wind blew away my kindness,
Leafy"
Leafy: oh god damnit that's above the character limit
"Cancel the wind pls I'll explain later"
Leafy: yes there we go
Bubble: Loify stop wasting toime and get moiy yoyleberries!!!!!1!1!!1
Leafy: oh right
Leafy runs off and accidentally encounters TB
Tennisball: Hi Leafy. I'm going to inform Golfball that I've found you because I am her personal sla-
Leafy: snaps his communication device in half
Tennisball: W-why??
Leafy: I don't have time to be chased down by Golfball sorry chap
Tennisball: It's fine, I have a backup communication device.
Backup communication device: Windows XP shutdown noise
Tennisball:
Leafy: alright gotta skidaddle cya
Tennisball:
Leafy runs off to Four
Leafy: oh hi Four
Four: Hi what brings you to my homemade ravioli store
Leafy: oh I just wanted to say that TB called you fat and that was very rude
Four: :)
Leafy: ok bye!
As Leafy cartwheeled toward Yoyleland, she heard TB's screams of agony
Leafy: finally about time he suffere- O H
What did Leafy see? Find out in the next chapter!
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Leafy's Adventure
HumorYou're joining Leafy on her adventurous trek to retrieve yoyleberries. Wait, you want to know why? It's for Bubble, you goon. Information: • Takes place in-between BFB 15 and 16 • Contains explicit language • Why did I write this
