Clock: Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
Pin: I. CAN'T. CONCENTRATE!!!
Meanwhile, in Yoyleland
Coiny: Tick. Tock. Tick-
Leafy: COINY!! BE QUIET!! I'm trying to listen to the birds!
Coiny: What's a bird?
Leafy: You wouldn't understand.
Back at Goiky for the thousandth time
Pin: My pin instincts are telling me there's a carrier pigeon??? Where??? I think my brain waves just got interrupted BY A CERTAIN SOMEONE
Clock: I'M tick SORRY tock I CAN'T tick STOP MY tock SELF FROM tick MAKING tock THESE NOI tick SES
Pin: Go away then.
Firey: BANG BANG BANG BANG LAAAAALALALALLALA AAAAAAAAA!!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pin: I give up. Goodbye. I'm moving to Yoyleland.
Pin packed her things and went her merry way
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Evil Leafy: hi
Pin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Back at Yoyleland
Coiny: OH NOOO I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO FLING MYSELF ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Leafy: NOOOO DON'T I NEED COMPANY
Ruby: What about me?
Leafy: YOU'RE AN AMAZING FRIEND RUBY BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK WITH JUST ONE FOR THE NEXT YEAR
Ruby: Bu-
Coiny flung himself across the pacific ocean, just as he said
Leafy: NOOOOOOO
Ruby: WAIT WHAT'S THAT
Leafy: That's a pigeon.
Ruby: AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHHHH MONSTER!!!!!
The pigeon flew down to Leafy
Leafy: Ooh a fortune cookie!!
Pigeon: Coo.
Leafy: Thanks friendo!!!
Pigeon: Coo.
The pigeon propelled its wings and made its way back to whatever universe it came from whilst making obnoxiously loud helicopter noises
Ruby: AAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHHAH- ooohhh I love fortune cookies can I open it??!??!?
Leafy: Sure!
Ruby: YAAAYAYAYYY
Unwrapping noises
Snap
Ruby: An expert is on the way?
Leafy: OH NOOOO
Ruby: What?
Leafy: THE WEED KILLERS. THEY'RE ONTO MEEEEEEE
Ruby: OOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOO
Leafy: OOOOOHHHHH NNNOOOOOOOOO
The two frightened objects quickly packed their things and made their way to a lemon orchard to seek refuge for the next 3 years, 7 months, 28 days, 3 hours, 47 minutes, 20 seconds, 582 milliseconds…
Ahaha uh oh you might want to stop screaming Pin
Speaking of Pin, will she be okay?
Find out next chapter. Or maybe the chapter after next chapter. Or maybe-
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Leafy's Adventure
HumorYou're joining Leafy on her adventurous trek to retrieve yoyleberries. Wait, you want to know why? It's for Bubble, you goon. Information: • Takes place in-between BFB 15 and 16 • Contains explicit language • Why did I write this
