(Finished) After partying so hard and getting drunk at her older brother's wedding, Sky Velasco didn't expect she'd create a lot of scandalous moments - slapping an invited guest and drunkenly stealing his wallet (which she assumed that it was hers)...
Delilah: BITCH WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING YOUR PHONE?????
Sky: Ughhh Lilah It's just 8am And its weekend Can't I get enough of sleep FUCKKK I'M NOT DRINKING ANYMORE MY HEAD HURTS LIKE HELL
Delilah: Girl I HAVE NEWS AND I MEAN DAMNNNNNED NEWS
Sky: What Can't it wait MY HEAD HURTS I CAN'T COMPREHEND THINGS YET
Delilah: Well, bitch Ya gonna comprehend this fast CAUSE FUCKING WESLEY IS OUT OF STANFORD
Sky: Huh WAIT WHAT
Delilah: YAS GURL YA HEARD IT HE'S OUT I JUST LEARNED THIS FROM DONALDSON HE WAS SORT OF FORCED NOT TO GO TO STANFORD FOR THE WHOLE ACADEMIC YEAR IN MEDSCHOOL CAUSE HE HAD TO RETAKE MCAT AGAIN AND EVERYTHING CAUSE HIS ORIGINAL MCAT PERCENTILE IS 85 AND STANFORD NEEDS AT LEAST 95-99%, RIGHT?????? SO NO WESLEY DOUCHEBAG ANYMORE HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT USING CONNECTIONS SO HE COULD GO TO MEDSCHOOL
Sky: WHAT OH MY GOD HOW OH MY GOD WAIT HOW HIS DAD IS THE HEAD OF THE DEPARMENT OF PATHOLOGY HOW DID THST FUCKING HAPPEN
Delilah: Bitch I don't even know But your longtime wish has been granted Finally
Sky: Wait OH MY GOD
Delilah: WHAT We should be celebrating girl!!!
Sky: OH MY GOD LILAH I DRUNK TEXTED THE PRINCE!!!!!
Delilah: WTF BITCH WHY!!!! WE JUST HAD SOME GOOD NEWS THEN IT'S SHIT AGAIN!
Sky: OH MY GOD FUCK!!! I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN FOR SURE FUCK!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Delilah: Bitch If everything goes wrong Lmao I don't know you We're never friends 😹
Sky:
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