Katherina: hello! I have gathered you all here to-
Harry: mom...dad?! *runs to lily and James and hugs them while crying*
Draco: why are we even here?! And who are you?!
Katherina: I was getting there! Just shut up and listen! My name is Katherina and you all are-
Ron: your name is what?
Katherina: *holds the bridge of her nose in a annoyance* just call me Kat.
Hermione: aren't half of us supposed to be dead?
Severus: can I go back to being dead?
Sirius: I'd rather be dead then look at...that. *points at Severus*
Kat: * grabs Sirius but the collar of his shirt* apologize. Now!
Sirius: sorry!
Kat: apologizes to Severus, not me.
Sirius: *looks at Severus*.........s...sorry..
Kat: *lets go of Sirius* as I was saying-
Voldemort: LET ME OUT OF THIS ROOM! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO KEEP ME HELD HOSTAGE LIKE THIS!!!
Harry: for the first time ever...I agree with Voldemort.
Lucius: perhaps you'd come to the dark side then?
Ron: he'd never join you!
*everyone starts arguing with each other all at the same time*
Kat: SHUT IT!!
*everyone goes quiet at stares at Kat*
Kat: as I was saying, I have gathered you all here today to react to...drum roll please.
Fred and Gorge: *do a drumroll*
Kat: Ships!
Severus: why react to large boats?
Luna: yeah, that sounds awfully boring. Couldn't we react to something else?
Kat: *facepalms* the kind of ship I am speaking of is a romantic pairing.
Severus: ok where's the vodka?!
Kat: *snaps*
Severus: *vodka appears in front of him and he starts chugging it*
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
