Kat: this one. Just *fake gags*
*rocket lands*
Lucius: *runs out of the rocket still wearing the ball gown and grabs Kat by the collar of her shirt* YOU NEVER TOLD ME PIGFARTS WAS REAL!!!
Kat: *makes a knife appear and points it at Lucius' chest" Get. Away.
Lucius: *backs off*
Harry and Draco: *skip of the rocket*
Draco: oh Pigfarts is just wonderful!
Harry: yeah! We got to ride rumbleroar!
Kat: Lucius, why are you holding a box?
Lucius: *looks at the box* oh look at that. I got a box! *tries to put the box down but it's sewed to his hand*
Kat: hang on give me your hand.
Lucius: *holds out hand*
Kat: *rips the box off his hand and a bunch of his skin is attached to the box*
Lucius: *girly scream*
Ron: BLOODY HELL!!
Lily: *faints*
Kat: oh stooop. *snaps and the skin grows back* there he's fine.
Lucius: *faints*
Harry: so do you have a ship?
Kat: yes the ship is Severus and Sirius. I say let it sink.
Chicken: I ship it.
Kat: *makes a bat appear out of nowhere and wacks chicken with it*
Chicken: *dies*
Ron: eh I'll just go have sex with bread.
Kat: *runs to a trash can and pukes*
Ron: la la la la laaaa chase the butterflies *runs around in a circle then out the door*
Kat: anyway ship or sink?
Harry and Draco: sink!
James: I have no comment
Remus: sink
Lily: sink.
Kat: alright so Severus and Sirius is a no go.
Dumbledore: THE WEDDING IS TOMORROW!!!
* everyone cheers*
Kat: can I be the flower girl?
Dumbledore: sure. Are you ok with it Voldy?
Voldemort: YAZ!
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
