Kat: i ship this one ALL. THE. WAY.
Voldemort: why is he still here?!
Kat: why do you keep emphasizing the word he?
Voldemort: TOM IS A GIRL!
Tom: you just ratted yourself out.
*everyone is in total shock*
Dumbledore: and here I was about to propose to you! I though you where male!
Severus: you two are dating?!
Dumbledore: not anymore! I'm gay I don't except females.
Voldemort: c'mon Albus...I'll get surgery if it means that much to you..
Kat: I-I don't ship this.
Dumbledore: shut it Snape!
Severus: I didn't say anything!
Dumbledore: I was talking to Kat!
Severus: how does she have my last name?!
Kat: nuuuuu! I've been discovered! I am your daughter from another universe.
Harry: who's your mom?
Kat: your mom.
Harry: *brain literally explodes*
Kat: well that's two down. Anyway, the ship is Romione.
Hermione: *blushes*
Ron: who's in the ship?
Severus: you and Granger.
Ron: *blushes*
Voldemort: I ship it. A mudblood and a blood traitor. It's perfect.
Dumbledore: don't be like that Voldy.
Voldemort: that nickname is only to be used when snogging! You know this, Ablus!
Kat: ew ew stop! Just sink or ship?
Severus: ship. They constantly flirt in my class.
Lily: I also ship it. They're cute together.
Dumbledore: I don't know...I always saw Hermione and Luna as a cute couple.
Kat: I've always shipped Luna and Ginny though so I don't ship Luna and Hermione. Anyway, I command Ron and Hermione to date.
Hermione: ok *starts snogging with Ron*
Kat: NOT IN FRONT OF US!
*they move into another room*
Everyone: ewwwwwww
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Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
