Kat: I don't really ship this one. I just find it amusing.
Severus: sounds like more torcher *holds a bottle of vodka he brought and drinks some*
Kat: sev,....where did you get that?
Severus: I brought it. Why?
Kat: just don't get drunk.
Severus: no promises.
Draco: so what's the ship?
Kat: Drapple
Dumbledore: SHIIIIIP *throws an apple at Draco*
Draco: *catches it and takes a big bite out of it*
Harry: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!
Draco: no it's not like that! Promise! We're just friends!
Apple: your dick said otherwise.
Harry: YOU ARE CHEATING!! *runs off crying like a school girl*
Draco: *drops the apple and runs after harry*
Apple: DRACO!! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING RE-
Kat: *smashes the apple with a bat*
*everyone is in silence*
Lily: he's your son, not mine.
James: ...
Kat: I did not expect for that to happen.
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Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
