Kat: hello again tod-
Voldemort: why is he here *looks at Tom Riddle*
Tom: who are you?
Voldemort: future you.
Tom: so I become an ugly snake man?
Voldemort: DONT INSULT ME, YOUNG ME!
Tom: I'll insult who I want!
*the two of them tackle each other and fight*
Kat: *breaks up the fight* STOP!
Voldemort: I'll kill you!
Tom: not it I kill you first *points wand at Voldemort* AVADA KEDAVRA!
Kat: your wands won't work here.
Severus: Damnit.
Lucius: have any of you seen Draco?! I haven't been able to find him since the Drapple incident.
Harry: don't speak his name around me!
Kat: sorry, Lucius, I don't know where he is.
Lucius: at least he's not bothering me.
Harry: Kat, what's the ship.
Kat: Tom Riddle and Voldemort! Yeah I don't ship it either.
Tom: you realize we are the same person right?
Voldemort: I wish we weren't.
Tom: SHUT UP!
Voldemort: YOU SHUT UP!
Kat: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP. Sink or ship?
Tom and Voldemort: sink!
Severus: it makes no sense, therefore sink.
Harry: ship.
Voldemort: I will kill you
Lucius: sink.
Kat: I don't even know how that's a ship tbh.
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
