Kat: I personally love this ship. And I want it to sail!
Harry: can I goooo? I'd rather be at the Dursley's.
Kat: no! This ship involves you.
Severus: wait why are we all here again? *chugs more vodka*
Kat: alright Sev, *takes the vodka away from him* that enough for you.
Severus: NUUUUU *tries to get the vodka back*
Kat: *makes the vodka disappear*
Severus: I hate my life.
Kat: we all do, Buddy. ANYWAY....this ship is...........DRARRY!
Draco and Harry: wut. :P
James: SINK
Sirius: oh lighten up, Prongs. They'd be cute together.
Kat: Thank you, Sirius.
Draco: *starts blushing*
Lucius: Don't act like you don't like Harry, son. You talk about him every minute of the day.
Draco: no i don't!
Severus: yes you do.
Draco: *blushes harder*
Kat: so....Harry..........do ya like Draco?
Harry: i-uh-erm*blushes* no comment!
Hermione: you like Malfoy don't you?! That's awful!
Harry: but, he's just so hoooot.
James: I will not allow my son to date a Malfoy! They are vile and evil!
Kat: *smacks James across the face* BE NICER!
Remus: you just smacked James!
Sirius: yeah! I say you need to be kinder.
Kat: it's fine if I'm mean.
Sirius: *glares at Kat*
Kat: so everybody, sink or ship?
Ron and Hermione: SINK!
Voldemort: I ship it.
Dumbledore: sameee. Also have you guys seen these good socks I got? They're just awesome! *pulls up robe to show fish nets*
Severus: sir, you've shown us your 'socks' before.
Harry: he hasn't shown me before.
Kat: OK! I still haven't gotten answers from everyone. Ship or sink?
Lily: I ship it.
James: Lily, how could you?!
Draco: *walks over to harry* I-uh-..hi. *kisses Harry deeply*
Harry: *is startled at first but kisses back*
Kat: awwww
Severus : ew. I ship it but can you not kiss in front of everyone!
*harry and Draco separate*
Severus: and don't start snogging in the middle of potions class either!
Draco: no promises
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Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
