Kat: I personally don't ship this one. It's Hinny. Harry and Ginny.
Harry: *starts bawling*
Kat: Harry, are you ok?
Harry: no! First-first ron and Hermione unfriend me on Instagram because I love Draco *snot starts running down his face* and then Draco cheats on me with and apple! *some of the snot goes in his mouth* and now my parents are getting divorced.. *swollows some of the snot* I hate my life!!
Severus: welcome to the club
*kat and Severus high five*
Ginny: you can always date me...
Harry: I DON'T WANT YOU!!! I WANT DRACO!! *cries harder*
Kat: Lucius, could you please have a talk with your son later?
Lucius: no
Narcissa: I'll talk to him.
Kat: thank you Narcissa.
Voldemort: STOP YOUR CRYING!!
Harry: *cries even harder and snot goes everywhere*
Lily: *hugs Harry and gets snot all on her cloths* Harry get a hold of yourself this is absolutely disgusting.
Harry: *stops crying and walks to Voldemort then uses his robes as a tissue*
Voldemort: this is why I hate children.
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Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
