Kat: I lowkey ship this one.
Ron: wait-how did I get here! I sighed a contract that said I could quit!
Kat: could Ron...could. That doesn't mean I'm letting you.
Lily: so what's the ship, Kat.
Kat: chickron!
Ron: what?
Severus: * tries very very very hard not to laugh* you're shipped with chicken!
Ron: uhhhhhhhh *starts blushing*
Kat: wait-do you have a crush on chicken....?
Ron: uh-...I actually left Hermione for chicken.
Dumbledore: that's just not cool.
Ron: where's Harry and Malfoy?
Kat: they went to Mars.
Ron: I quit *walks out of the room*
Kat: yeaaaah. I'm making him come back next ship.
Voldemort: also, update on the wedding..we decided to postpone it so potter and Malfoy can be there.
Lucius: I'd rather Draco stay on Mars.
Kat: *smacks Lucius across the face* he's your son god damnit!
Tom: ok, but why am I still here?
Voldemort: I hate you
Tom: *gives Voldemort the middle finger*
Voldemort: *tackles Tom and they start fighting again*
Kat: *just watches*
Lily: someone should break it up!
Kat: naaaaah
*30 minutes pass and they're still fighting*
Severus: you two done?
Tom: DIEEEEEE
Voldemort: WE ARE BOTH ALREADY DEAD IDIOT!
Severus: I'll take that as a no.
*a whole hour passes*
Kat: man they are just going.
Lily: *yawns* I'm surprised they haven't repeated any insults at this point. They've gotten quite creative.
Voldemort: DOOGLEBARRY!
Tom: SNARTFOODLE!
Voldemort: ASSNOODLE!
Kat: you're not wrong, Lily.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
DiversosA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
