Kat: *is fan girling* OMG OMG OMG I LOVE THIS SHIP!! OPT!
Severus: And What is this ship?
James: yeah and where did everyone go. It's only Padfoot, moony, me, Lily, snivillus, and Dumbledore.
Kat: if you call Severus that one for time in front of me I will rip your head off your shoulders.
James: ...
Kat: anyway, the ship is...*does a drumroll* SNILY!!
Sirius: *spits his tea out everywhere* WHAT??
Kat: yeah. You heard me. 🎶Severus and lily sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!🎶
James: SHUT THE H*LL UP! SHE'S MY WIFE!!
Lily: *stays quiet*
Dumbledore: SHIP
Severus: same *takes another sip of vodka*
Remus: what do you think Lily?
James: She doesn't like snivillus anymore!
Severus: wait-What do you mean anymore?
Lily: *mildly blushes*
James: she used to have a crush on you. But then she found someone better! Me!
Kat: well at least nobody can say you lack self confidence. But as the author and therefore your master...I command for Severus and lily to kiss!
Lily: wait what?!
Severus: no.
Kat: I know you love her Severus! Don't deny it!
Severus: its not that. It's the fact that I have vodka breathe.
Lily: mutters: I don't care
James: LILY! YOU'RE MARRIED!!....TO ME!
Sirius: prongs, calm down.
James: you calm down!
Kat: yeah you gotta chill dude.
James: DONT TELL ME TO CHILL!! AND DONT CALL ME DUDE EITHER! I don't know what it means but it sounds rude!
Kat and Lily: *laugh*
Kat: you two still didn't kiss *snaps and makes Severus's breathe smell minty* there you have to more vodka breathe.
Severus: *checks breathe* oh.
Kat: Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss!
Lily: *looks nervous* do we have to?
Severus: yeah I'm not comfortable with it if Lily isn't.
James: you two can't kiss!
Kat: I mean they can. You just don't want them too.
Dumbledore: she has a point you know.
Severus: *kisses Lily*
Lily: *kisses back*
James: *pulls Severus away from lily and punches it in the face*
Kat: bad idea.
Severus: *punches James it the face and he goes unconscious*
Sirius: YOU KILLED PRONGS!!!
Remus: calm down Padfoot. He's just unconscious.
Lily: great! Now I'm emotionally confused!
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Harry Potter characters react to ships (COMPLETE!!!)
RandomA totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.
